Oh God. Argh. I'm typing without use of my left thumb. The story:

So I go down to the lakegrounds in our town for karate practice at 5 to 7.
My senseis didn't turn up, annoyingly enough- so me and my brother and a guy from our dojo just hanged around there for a while. There's this bridge that crosses this thin part of the lake that gives the lakegrounds it's name.
"Hey guys, I bet I can clear that bridge in one jump", I said.
Being Karateka, our leg muscles are good at generating a lot of force in a short amount of time- so I didn't need much of a run up to be going pretty darn fast.

I pretty much cleared the bridge. I landed out of control, still going incredibly fast...started tumbling along the ground, without being able to control my speed or direction. I tumbled so fast that I stayed up for...quite some distance. I went smack straight into a metal fence.

I lay on the ground groaning until the other guys ran up to me. I finally got up after a while and lent against the fence trying to control the aching and pain.
After a bit I looked down at my thumb, that had gone red with speckly dark red bits. Freaky. Underneath the nail was bruised too.

Then I started to feel funny. At first, the colours of everything slightly increased...I had to blink and lean against the fence more. The other guy's parents who were there was asking me if I was okay; I said yes, I was. But it got worse. The colours got brighter and the contrast of my vision got more intense- as if someone was photoshopping my retina. I realised I was feeling too dizzy and sick to stand, so I had to sit down. Then everything got worse, and the colours so great I was effectively blind to all but colourful blobs. Then a purple blurry mist settled down over the last visible parts of pretty much everything.

I could feel the pain in my ribs. Not on the skin, so it felt like the actual ribs were bruised. Everything kinda went a little hyper and tense...then my eyelids felt...heaaavvyy...I felt like going to sleep. I realised I was going into some kind of mild shock (I'm not a pussy...well...not much of one...I'm guessing I was going REALLY fast when I hit that fence).
My eyes suddenly fell closed and my head rolled back and on to my brother's shoulders (he was sitting next to me). I was going to fall unconscious! So I tried my best to wake up and stay alert as the pain got worse in my ribs. Then the other guy's mum came over with a bottle of cold water for me...the more I gladly drank, the less colours I saw and less dizzy sickness I felt.

Then I had to trek about a mile or so back home, every so often yelping as two ribs touched (it REALLY HURTS).
Plus I banged my knees. Making it hard to put pressure on them. Guh. I feel freaking terrible.

Oh, and I cut my lip trying to get some painkillers out of the packet, so now I'm pushing a tissue to my lip to stop the (pretty heavy) blood flow.

Woe is me, what a great way to start the holidays.

My thumb kills. I can't move my body left or right without causing myself NASTY pain. My knees kill. Thursday karate might be out of the question.

Urgh...

I got pwned.