It was a dark night in the baseball diamond. Cops flew throughout the skies occasionally striking stars and burning instantly. The Shar-pei dogs were taking botox to reduce their massive wrinkles. Everything seemed so perfect; so right.
'roids ached many people's bottoms as they strolled across the lonely road. Yoshi was leaving square eggs everywhere and hobos were using them to build their homes (and with 'roids then those square eggs would hurt like hell.) A man in a dark coat turned down into an alley and offered a pair of pants heroin. Yes. Everything was right in the Big Apple. Then it struck.
A giant worm soared through the air, taking the street lights out of the ground like strawberries in an onion field. Long have the legends for told about this giant worm. It was named, "Tentacle Rape" and was a lv33 Hentai Beast with 6000 hit points and a party where it could cry if it wanted to.
Soaring through it air, it flew into the bathroom on the right and found a young boy. The boy was dressed casually; he had only jeans. boxers, and a t-shirt. Oh, did I forget that he had CORN ON THE COB +27?! The legendary cobbed corn soared through the air and struck Tentacle Rape in the tentacles. Everyone in the bathroom saw it happen. And with that the worm fell.
The boy turned around, staring at the toilets in blind rage. He grasped the corn and charged the toilet, aiming to destroy it and everything inside it. The corn struck its target but shattered. The boy had not foreseen one thing. Toilets cannot be destroyed.
-Now that you can see the complete and total randomness of this story continue it as you feel.-
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 Jun 11 2006, 7:09 pm
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And then Aaiko ate the corn. -That had shattered earlier in the story. :P (The story goes on to say that the Tentacle Rape had a Tentacle Rape Jr., and it teamed up with The Corruption to take over the world.) -The End. | |
Woo! Good end!
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(after the shattering corn)(How does corn shatter?)
-The boy stood there, dumbstruck, as from the corn-splattered toilet rose...Mayor McCheese... Mayor McCheese claimed the boy had raped the laws which were nestled in the womd of the Tentacle Rape worm thing, but the bot denied any involvement in the act. "But I SAW you slay the worm with your cursed magic corn!" said the Mayor. "No, that was the lord of cheeseburgers!" exclaimed the boy. From the shadows of the bathroom emerged another figure, Sir Burgir, the captain of Mayor McCheese's French army. "Can we go now, m'lord? This place stinks." he said. "You stink!" said the boy. "YOUR MOTHER STINKS!" yelled Sir Burgir, holding his French Fry sword to the boy. "Quite the snappy comeback..." said Mayor McCheese. "Regardless of whether or not you did slay the magical level 33 flying worm of Tentacle Ass Rapage, it was bound to happen." explained McCheese. "How so?" asked the boy. "Chuck Norris would've cast "Roundhouse Kick level 73" on him, doing 2,645,567,352 damage to him." said the Mayor. "We need to assemble a team of super magical heroes to stop this new crisis!" said Sir Burgir. "Wait--what crisis? What just happened?" queried the boy. "Now that the laws will never exist, Garland is rampaging the city, saying 'I, Garland, will knock you all down!' and then knocking them down!" said the mayor. "That fiend!" yelled Sir Burgir. "He will not get away with this!" "Relax," the kid said, "I can defeat him easily." The kid then threw a small stone at Garland, making him fall down. "NO! I'VE BEEN BESTED!" cried Garland. "I just gained 32 exp!" said the kid. "I don't know what the hell just happened..." cried the mayor. "When did Garland get into the bathroom?" asked Burgir. ALL THIS AND LESS WILLBE ANSWERED IN YESTERDAY'S INSTALLATION OF: Stuff! | |
- The End