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Jun 11 2006, 9:59 am
*coughs into the microphone* Today *the words echo* I consider myself... the luckiest man... on the face of the Earth.
Or rather, I consider myself a BYOND member (props to Acebloke). And now time for a random mini-mini-rant.
I have never felt the need for a blog. Blogs were everywhere. Myspace, Youtube, Newgrounds, Myspace, Myspace, BYOND, Myspace, and so forth. All those angsty teens loved it more than they loved their razor blades. And now I am among the leagues of Baby Ruth, Wayne Gretzelantech, (Dollar) Bill Gates, Coco Crisp, Pixar Animations, Walt Disney, Burt Reynolds, and some weird Russian comedian. That is right. I, Slioman, am a multi-quadrillionaire, major league baseball and hockey player, have a funny name, am a large company, is funny, and use the phrase "In the Soviet Russia" too much. That is right people. I am an N-Gage.
Blah. This was a completely useless entry. All your comments are belong to me.
Jun 11 2006, 10:01 am
You'll get into it, talking about your life on a gaming website is MUCH better than any of the other "popular" blog sites :P
Jun 11 2006, 10:02 am
Myspace $0. BYOND Membership $something. Acebloke giving you free stuff priceless. There are things money can buy. For everything else there is bribery >_>
Jun 11 2006, 10:17 am
<< For everything else there is bribery

you mean mastercard?lol
Jun 11 2006, 10:40 am
OH WAIT YEAH. I GET IT. YOU WERE DOING A PLAY ON THE WHOLE MASTERCARD ADVERT. DO YOU GET IT. 'CAUSE HE SAID "BRIBERY" INSTEAD OF "MASTERCARD". YEAH. DO YOU GET IT.

*edit*

BECAUSE HE MADE OUT LIKE HE WAS GONNA SAY "MASTERCARD" BUT SAID "BRIBERY" INSTEAD. DID ANY OF YOU GET THAT TOO. WAS IT CLEAR.

YEAH I THOUGHT IT WAS GOOD TOO.

*edit 2*

NO REALLY BECAUSE HE SAID "BRIBERY" WHEN REALLY IT GOES "MASTERCARD". HAHA BECAUSE YOU EXPECTED ONE THING BUT GOT ANOTHER. THATS WHAT MADE IT FUNNY.
Jun 11 2006, 11:39 am
Slioman, meet Elation. The Elation.

EDIT:
Oh, and - welcome to this community!
Jun 11 2006, 11:40 am
Hello Elation, The Elation. And thank you for the welcome.
Jun 11 2006, 11:43 am
Hi!
Jun 11 2006, 1:10 pm
ello,Slioman,Welcome!
Jun 11 2006, 1:12 pm
Thanks! I hope to have a nice and long BYOND career.
Jun 11 2006, 1:31 pm
Jun 11 2006, 7:53 pm
SIR YES SIR HERES ALL MY COMMENTS SIR
Jun 15 2006, 1:15 pm
hows i goin silo