Apocalypse, and why there might be one

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Jun 6 2006, 4:01 pm
Now, I am not a religious nut, nor do I even slightly believe in religion. So please, do not flame me if I upset your perfect little view of the world. Don't like it? Then don't read it, don't comment. That simple.

Well, we've all heard about it. The big 06/06/...2006? Yes, there is an extra two in there. If there was going to have been an apocalypse it would have happened, oh, say...2000 years ago? But that aside, we confront the problem: THERE ARE THE DEVIL'S NIMBERS? OMGRUN4URLIVES!!!!

We've all at one point heard this 666 mess. I personally do not think such a thing would happen in the sense that a giant monster will fly out of the ground and burn us. Mabye that's just me, though; you decide. In my mind, the more likely thing will be that religious fanatics charge down the streets and yell things like "JESUS WILL SAVE YOUR SOUL!" while stabbing people with knives and various other pointy objects. Of course, since all those non-believers are OBVIOUSLY satan-spawn, they will be the first to be annihilated. For we all know that if you wear black, you eat babies.

Now, maybe this won't happen. Maybe there really is a god, and his right-hand angel did betray him when given free will. Maybe he will attack us, and maybe we're all gonna die. Maybe, maybe, maybe...But what makes the most sense? I expect to see for the most part a perfectly fine night, except for a few cavalry charges in the name of God and Jesus Christ in a few backwater towns and villages. All I know is, I'll die, or I won't. And the latter is more likely. But just stay tuned; we have a 24/7 cam on in Lucifer's room, so you can watch for any strange occurences.
Jun 6 2006, 4:05 pm
Only reason why there would be a Apocalypse is because people would be stupid enough to cause one.

~Link~
Jun 6 2006, 4:07 pm
Finally, a fellow believer. Hail and well met.
Jun 6 2006, 4:33 pm
Dewd he doesnt believe you, he shuns you..
Jun 6 2006, 5:23 pm
Eh, I figure that a person thinking he's shunning me whist he is actually supporting what I say is a praise. As most people probably noticed, a lot of it was sarcastic. The only part that really isn't sarcastic is what he's talking about - people will cause it? Hell yes, religious nuts stabbing people. That's people causing an apocalypse or I don't know right from left.
Jun 13 2006, 6:17 am (Edited on Jun 13 2006, 6:40 am)
Is this about the so-called Anti-Christ dude you hear on tv? That would be weird if that happened......And scary, for the most part! TAKE UP YOUR SWORDS, PEOPLE,IT MIGHT COME!!!! .......Wait......OMG NO MY SWORD IS JUST A WOODEN MASTER SWORD I GOT FROM EBAY!!! That or go to the black market and buy a couple of autorifles.....But i don't think you'll have a chance of hitting him o.o. But then again...If he flys and is fast how DO we kill it? I'm sure the president wouldn't order a nuclear bomb just to destroy him. But if he's from heck, then what? Basicly, i think we're screwed unless we have some alternative that doesn't involve killing everyone in the process.

-=Edit!!=- Wait. Hold on a Second, here. 6/6/06? Dude, if the apocalypse happened at a 6/6 number, wouldn't it be 6/6/6666? If so, that would be THOUSANDS of years from now, and quite possibly the human race wouldn't be existent by then because of ice ages, massive earthquakes, megavolcanoes erupting, and the constant threat of "the next big meteor shower".
Jul 7 2006, 2:17 pm
Well im with linkmaster but im also with magic and god so wtf do i know but theres gotta be somewhere after ou die