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So my plan backfired....

I told this girl about my avid past in dressing up to play dungeons and dragons with my friends every day (completely false), and got my friend to go along with it, so she'd hopefully be geek'd out and stop obsessing over us.

She is the only one of us to ever have avidly played Dungeons and Dragons.

:-(
You've got skills. Make up some entirely RANDOM story that NO ONE could believe.
Kapwned.
Are you sure she's even telling the truth that she used to be a D&D-er? Maybe she's so smitten that she's lying to you to make you think she's cooler?
pwn.
Maybe SSGX is right, but that'll teach you to lie. :P
Rofl.

Wait. Wait a minute.

Okay. ROFL HAHAHA.

That felt good.

Next time just tell her to leave you alone, then add in a "bitch." =D
I must say, that's hillarious.

Sorry, though :[
Oh, man. You gotta admit, that's kinda funny.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Just, ugh, slap her and run.

Works for me.
Tell her you think about giving her a cleaveland steamer when you masterbate, she should be comin' round no more... Tell her to google it if she doesn't know what that is (If you don't know what that is, DON'T GOOGLE IT, it may seem like you want to know, but you are better for not)
Heh, that's hilarious.

Other than the fact she plays dress up RPGs (which could be hot in a nerdy way), what's so bad about her? General psycho or something?