you fuking noobs its not football
its 'futbol' thats the proper way to say it in most places around the world lol
btw
PELE PWNS ALL
..Why in gods earth would you hate America?
America is the reasson you have electricty, food, etc, etc. American inventors made more than any other country has ever made, and ever will make. America is very generious. We don't start wars with people, just when they try to screw us, or kill us, we kick there asses. So, why hate America? Meh. Who cares, you god damn stupid european. | |
Jedimaster cody you went overboard
I love this country more than most can know but alof ot times the U.S just does some plain old stupid shit. | |
Jedi, you know nothing about inventions, do you?
Food was, contrary to popular thought, not invented by America. Some research on electricity was done in America, but you should think why units in electromagnetism have names like 'Farad', 'Gauss' and 'Coloumb', 'Volt', etc. American inventors have not 'made more then any other country has ever made'. That would be the chinese. They arrived at things far faster then the rest of the world, including such things as rockets, fireworks, and really cool architecture. Lessee... The refrigerator was invented by an Aussie. Linux was invented by Linus Torvalds. The computer was invented by several different people, but major players include an Englishman (Charles Babbage). Not sure who else was involved there. The chinese invented rockets and several different types of irrigation. The Greeks (going back even further) invented theatre, war, and science. Jedi, America is a militiant, irresponsible, dangerous country. How was Iraq trying to screw or kill you? Saddam was a bad man, but blowing up the country is not a good way to keep civilians alive, if you know what I mean. | |
"Saddam was a bad man, but blowing up the country is not a good was to keep civilians alive, if you know what I mean."
Collateral damage. Killing people is awesome Fucking towel heads | |
Team America motherfuckers
America... America... America, FUCK YEAH! Coming again, to save the mother fucking day yeah, America, FUCK YEAH! Freedom is the only way yeah, Terrorist your game is through cause now you have to answer too, America, FUCK YEAH! So lick my butt, and suck on my balls, America, FUCK YEAH! What you going to do when we come for you now, it’s the dream that we all share; it’s the hope for tomorrow FUCK YEAH! McDonalds, FUCK YEAH! Wal-Mart, FUCK YEAH! The Gap, FUCK YEAH! Baseball, FUCK YEAH! NFL, FUCK, YEAH! Rock and roll, FUCK YEAH! The Internet, FUCK YEAH! Slavery, FUCK YEAH! FUCK YEAH! Starbucks, FUCK YEAH! Disney world, FUCK YEAH! Porno, FUCK YEAH! Valium, FUCK YEAH! Reeboks, FUCK YEAH! Fake Tits, FUCK YEAH! Sushi, FUCK YEAH! Taco Bell, FUCK YEAH! Rodeos, FUCK YEAH! Bed bath and beyond (Fuck yeah, Fuck yeah) Liberty, FUCK YEAH! White Slips, FUCK YEAH! The Alamo, FUCK YEAH! Band-aids, FUCK YEAH! Las Vegas, FUCK YEAH! Christmas, FUCK YEAH! Immigrants, FUCK YEAH! Popeye, FUCK YEAH! Demarcates, FUCK YEAH! Republicans (republicans) (fuck yeah, fuck yeah) Sportsmanship Books | |
The United Americas were wiped out 300 years into WW3 by a multitude of NI-80 weapons and sleeper agents launched and activated respectively by the SEU.
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Solbadguy500 wrote:
Team America motherfuckers It's funny because that movie was a satire of the United States. =P | |
Texter said:
If you had the option of sinking America, but had to choose two American citizens to survive and repopulate the remerging country. Who would you choose? Developous and Jamesburrow, because it would be hilarious. Cody babbled: America is very generious. We don't start wars with people, just when they try to screw us, or kill us, we kick there asses. Haha, "lol". Yeah, I'm sure the Vietnamese were trying to 'screw' with you. What, were their rice feilds endangering your industry? =/ Oh, and it's "we kick *their *arses". Cody, don't ever post here again. =/ | |
It's funny because that movie was a satire of the United States. =P I love you Crispy. | |
I love you too Sinyc.
(If we keep this up, maybe the homophobe will get scared and run away!) | |
*undresses*
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" Crispy thought:
Solbadguy500 wrote: Team America motherfuckers It's funny because that movie was a satire of the United States. =P" Yeah I know it was meant as comic relief. | |
soccer's a communist sport. I think the jury is still out on whether it's communist or just girly. | |
Have you ever been to america? Because everything i hear you cry about is american goverment policies which change with each administration and doesnt truely reflect the people that live here, most americans are oblivious to politics and dont even vote
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The computer was invented by several different people, but major players include an Englishman (Charles Babbage). Not sure who else was involved there. Charles Babbage is the one who invented calculators, I think.. | |
Lol i since alot of jealous toward america in these posts You guys are just mad because europe has horrible television shows lol.
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"You guys are just mad because europe has horrible television shows lol."
Yeah, they really need to stop showing american shows, then it'd be a lot better. | |
"C'mon, honey! This land isn't going repopulate itself!"