America is the reasson you have electricty, food, etc, etc.

Absolutely correct. Benjamin Franklin invented electricity using a kite. And food was a creation of the early pilgrims. Specifically, they invented turkey, mashed potatos, and cranberry sauce in a can. That is why we celebrate Thanksgiving.

American inventors made more than any other country has ever made, and ever will make.

Indeed, America invented inventing. Prior to 1776, everyone just did the same thing repeatedly.

America is very generious. We don't start wars with people, just when they try to screw us, or kill us, we kick there asses.

We give lots, even to our enemies. Our missiles that we fire at them, for example, cost zillions of dollars. We also funnel lots of money into foreign countries. Especially if they are friends with our leaders.

So, why hate America?

Meh. Who cares, you god damn stupid european.

Indeed! How could anyone hate such a gentle, but brave, nation of such eloquence? Screw you, world! America pwns you all, so you should kiss our collective ass (which is, of course, white, Christian, overweight, and in every way superior).

You're missing my point, Soldierman. I don't hate the American Government, I hate your face. >=|

You're missing my point, Soldierman. I don't hate the American Government, I hate your face. >=|

some ice cold tea will cure that. ^_^

tea and crumpets suck.

omfg bant him plz.

Oh, and lol @ Jmurph's post;

"Indeed, America invented inventing. Prior to 1776, everyone just did the same thing repeatedly."

I'm pretty sure that things have been invented before 1776.

Bahamatt said:

I'm pretty sure that things have been invented before 1776.

Britain disowns you for not 'getting it'.

ho·mo·pho·bi·a
n.

1. Fear of or contempt for lesbians and gay men.
2. Behavior based on such a feeling.

http://dictionary.reference.com/search?q=homophobe

Oh so I need to hate lesbians and gay men?

That's good because I don't fear either and I think lesbianism is awesome.

Now, now it is perfectly reasonable to like the thought of attractive, voluptuous women making out and getting irrationally, violently angry at two men who want to engage in any sort of relationship. I mean women are just objects for sexual gratification anyway, right? So shouldn't they engage in sexual acts to entertain men? But two men who love each other? Those sick homos are an affront to American values! Why can't they seek meaningless drunken sex with women like the rest of us normal men?

Men should only engage in straight, normal activities like sweaty, intense sports with other men (where the occassional ass pat is cool) or watching sexually explicit pornographic materials with other completely straight males who are getting sexually aroused together. Perfectly straight and normal. Not gay at all.

(If anyone considers taking this post seriously, please make sure you never have offspring. And stop using up the air.)

The "I'm awesome" line only works if people actually like you, Sol. =p

P.S. I'm awesome.

Oh, P.S.

BYOND needs to die. Like DanTom just needs to give up.

They've opened a new world for geeks, like most of you, and fags, like most of you.

BYOND is like 90% or more of screaming 10-15 year olds that are either:
A.gay
B.geek
C.both(=fag)

So, yeah.

The only other person besides me on BYOND, to what I understand that is NOT gay, is Solbad.

The rest of you are all fgt cock suckers.

The end.
fgts.<_<