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Ok, so i'm with my friend mike and then joe and peter come over. Joe is my friend too. So-as bored as we are, we decide to go to the park. We go and peter throws a random stick at me. I get pissed, pikc it back up and throw it at him. He hit me in the leg but I hit him in his back. So he really get's pissed and tackles me down. I get so damn pissed that I jump onto him and hold him down. He can't move. So what happens is Joe is laughing and mike is standing there. Peter starts screaming at me saying "Get off me!" and of course I stay on him. So then I hear like an earthquake noise on the ground. I see mike running to me. I'm like "Oh My god!!!" So i try fliping peter onto me. And he is fat so i'm like damn my life sucks and the second I say that, mike tacles me of him. I literly did a spin in the air from that force. Mike tell me, "I don't like my friends getting hurt unless i'm the one hurting them." I'm like so pissed ther that I get up, and say "**** you Peter, ima get you when your ****ing gang isn't here to protect you." and I walk away. That was the stupidest thing that ever happened to me. If anything like that happened to you, just cooment back.
You held him on the ground when his bitches are around?? WTF!!

Learn to fight.
Well I tought if I punch him they'll ike jump on me. Scary thought.
Seriously dude. You should have elbowed him in the face, or knee-ed him in the ribs. Best tactics for a fight if you're on top of somebody. Trust me I would know. Also, WTF? you guys got in a fight because he threw a stick at you? You guys have issues. Who seriously gives a crap.
Best tactics for a fight if you're on top of somebody.

Wrong. The correct answer is: Turn him over and have rough anal sex with no lubrication as his friends watch.
Wrong. The correct answer is: Turn him over and have rough anal sex with no lubrication as his friends watch.

Oh well yeah, duh; but that was so obvious i didnt feel the need to explain it.