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Stout

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Sep 19 2011, 11:21 pm

Keywords: stout

Slic3y

I know the brewery's wont tell you their secret recipe for their famous stouts. But I have been performing some tests and came up with the recipe used for this particular stout.

First off, You will need:

* Ready mix tar
* Cough syrup
* 2-stroke Motor Oil
* Laxatives
* A Dark Shoe polish
* A super powered Blender

Step one:

Prepare a Stainless steel mixing bowl 3 inches thick to contain the ingredients without corrosion.

Step two:

Place all the ingredients in the bowl, To taste. You may need someone with some super large balls to assist with the taste.

Step three:

Mix on high speed for 6 hours. Set aside in the sun for 2 hours then Enjoy.

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I'm amazed people drink this stuff. The ingredient that most describes it is motor oil.

Awful Stuff!

Does anyone drink it?

Sep 20 2011, 1:38 am
ShadeCyberPlatinum	Looks like root beer. I would foolishly drink that.

Sep 20 2011, 1:39 am
Slic3y	Ive gotten a few with coka cola. ;)

Sep 20 2011, 4:01 am
Mr. Robert	I hear 4-stroke oil works better, and some epoxy as well.

Sep 20 2011, 8:32 am
ShadeCyberPlatinum	Now that I look at it, I can see why they call it Smooth and Rich. I can also kinda see the motor oil in there. Looks pretty good.

Sep 20 2011, 9:44 am
Shadow813	Eh, that's a messed up recipe. I've had Guinness and a few oatmeal stouts none of which were made with motor oil. Guinness is terrible enough though, motor oil would probably make it better. I'll stick to my Sol and Landshark.