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Poll: How do you think the World will end?

Fire... everywhere! 26% (7)
Earthqauke + Tsunami 11% (3)
Alien Invasion 15% (4)
Mass Suicide 15% (4)
Meteor Impact 0% (0)
Other (Comments) 30% (8)

The polls are now closed.

I usually try to write out my thoughts, but I don't have time today. So... time to summarize.


Basically, last nights episode (or whatever you want to call i)t featured that dude who stars in the Avenger movies (I don't know his name, and Google refuses to cooperate with me. EDIT: OH YES GOOGLE WILL COOPERATE: http://host.trivialbeing.org/up/ iron-man-2-20090115-nick-fury-samuel-l-jackson.jpg) He talked about the five most likely world-destroying disasters that could occur. If my memory serves correctly, then:

5. Super-Storm. Basically, 4 or 5 Katrina-Class, Categorey 6+ hurricanes/typhoons occuring at the same time. 1/50 chance of occuring in our in the next generations lifetime.

4. Meteor Impact. Most that could impact earth are under a few miles in diameter, so it will most likely kill everything in a 5 - 25 mile radius, and everything else will be killed off by radiation and lack of sunlight? 1/20 chance of occuring in the next generations lifetime.

3. Super-Quake. People falling into huge holes in the ground. Faults filling with water and sinking whole cities. Forgot the statistics on this one.

2. Tsunami x9000+? Falls in with an very large earthquake, with one that could reach almost 200 feet high? Wiping out 12 miles of coastline? 1/10 chance of happening in the next generations lifetime?

1. Super-Volcanoes. Don't visit Yosemite. Derp. Pretty likely to happen eventually, and is the easiest natural way for us to die. Except of age.


I am probably wrong on the statistics, but eh. Just dropping that out there. If you want, answer the poll and/or comment about how you think the world will end.




Popularity. I don't really think you can get that. Everyone who is liked by many people is also hated by many people. Look at Falacy. Silk. Even Teka. Even Tom! You can't please everyone. I know I have my fair share of "enemies". So, I don't really think there is a sure-fire way to be popular... is there?
Ponies. That is all.
You forgot the one where the north and south pole melt and everything in between drowns to death.

Herp.
Global Warming is expected to occur around 2050. 2 - 3 generations later?

Derp.
We will all walk in one direction causing the earth to be thrown off of its constant velocity and throwing us all off of the planet.
Pff. You're all lunatics.

We all know MasterMerv destroys the human race with kindness.
MasterMerv wrote:
Pff. You're all lunatics.

We all know MasterMerv destroys the human race with kindness.



Lies.
Fine, fine, I lied.

KingWho destroys the human race with kindness AND destroys the Sun, thereby making Earth worthless.
EmpirezTeam wrote:
You forgot the one where the north and south pole melt and everything in between drowns to death.

Herp.

That would be hilarious.
Could you add me on MSN: [email protected]
Atriosv3 wrote:
Could you add me on MSN: [email protected]


Sure.
Yut Put wrote:
I r gay.

Homosexuality and being happy are kinda different. Plox explainz.
Darwin believed me when I said KingWho would kill us all.

KingWho is an alt o' mine.
Lol.
MasterMerv wrote:
Darwin believed me when I said KingWho would kill us all.

KingWho is an alt o' mine.
Lol.


...Pffft
I think disease will be the end.
The sun moves into the next phase of it's lifecycle, thus rendering earth uninhabitable.

We don't have to concern ourselves with this though, as we kill ourselves long before any of the currently listed issues. Probably in a war over some celebrity, or something equally trivial.
Everyone trolls late and throws off their sleeping habit, then the whole world is asleep at the same time. Then someone mistakes the world for being dead and blows it up. "Hmm, wonder what happened when I was sleep, oh well *presses his watch button releasing every volcano on Earth and unleashing the Super Eruption.*

*Jenny wakes up and comes outside* "Ryuk, what are you doing?"

Ryuk "Aw man! Now we gonna die! >.<"
*ahem* After putting tests into super computers and talking to many psychologists I have come up with an answer:

You Ready?

You Sure?

Technology.
ZOMBIES!!!!! Either that or Deus Ex type ending where we let tech take over every aspect of our lives.
Technology/Zombies. Eh?