ID:1115162
 Jan 6 2013, 8:21 am
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Well I just played as a traitor in Yogstation. So I'll tell you mine. So my objectives, get the captain's antique gun, and get out of there with the shuttle, ALONE. Not too hard, not to easy, right? So, I was thinking, I probably need weapons, and since I'm a cargo tech, I can order some! So I ordered a weapons crate, and while waiting, the QM came and punched me, and kicked me out. So, the crate arrive, but the QM was quite angry... It wasn't a very good start, so I decided to change to a station engineer. While waiting in line at the HoP, I looked through the PDA, and bought an emag. Accidentally, dropped it, so I picked it up, quickly changed to an SE, and went to the maintenance tunnels. So I ordered a couple things in the tunnels, and bought an energy sword. Needless to say, the captain came barging in and took me down. Afterwards, the captain put me on trial, then blindfolded me, and spaced me. I thought it was over. Then the next thing you know an engineering cyborg came by, pulled me to the medbay to be cloned. I was cloned, sure, but I'm blind from a disease or something... So, RIGHT NOW, I'm laying in geneticist... Waiting to starve to death, while everyone is boarding the shuttle. So, what is your experience?
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Being a Wizard is a glorious failure. I like being a changeling and xeno the best.
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I was changeling once, I had my budies do their objectives, they ate the people, I ate the RD while I was a scientist because he noticed me release a couple roros, I then made four bombs since one of my changeling budies got captures. I put a timer on the bomb... I then took the bomb to medbay to make a distraction ( I see this going down in flames) Set the timer to 20 seconds, ran behind a door, and 30 seconds later nothing happened, I then opened the valve and gibbed.
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you probally forgot something
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Well I teleported to the wrong place... at the wrong time...
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So, the other day I was playing on Apollo Station 13, and my objectives were to get some Ambrosia Vulgaris, and blame someone for being a traitor. (Don't know how the system would know.) and, surprisingly, I didn't have to escape alive to win...
I had a badass round. Some Breaking Bad shit. I spawned as the traitor, and I was the Warden. My friend, the botanist, needed my help. I had ordered a handgun, and a sleep pen, then I went to help the botanist. I found out that he was growing Space Weed (Ambro-- I don't care.) and he offered me a job to sell it. I told him I was running short on space cash, so I participated. After a while, We had fully grown weed. I took it, and sold some to the nearest junky I could find. Then, I had an Idea. I tased the Junky, and brought him to court. I was the only one at the trial with him, So it was easy going through the process of claiming he was a traitor. I had planted a gun on him, and had used it as evidence, and sentenced him to death. I took him into my office, and that man made me fight for it. He was screaming, begging, and pleading for his life. He kept unbuckling him self, and I kept having to tase him, etc. I finally managed to inject him with the syringe, as I went back out, and me, and the botanist split the cash. I brought my victim's corpse to the chapel, and noticed my clearance wasn't high enough to be able to space him. So, I tried to break into the captain's office, as the HoP came along, energy gun in hand. I almost broke the wall, but the HoP was insisting. I told him that the man's last will was to be spaced, and I asked him to help me. He denied that, and said he would call the other security, giving me a big speech on vandalism. I pulled out my gun, and shot all Seven bullets into his head during the awkward silence, and took him to my quarters, barely questioned by anyone. I had grabbed his energy gun on the way, and as we arrived to my quarters, I shot his head so many times with the energy gun, that as I pulled out my wrench to hit him in the head with it, I got a message saying, "What head?" I pulled off his helmet, and... The message wasn't lying. I didn't JUST decapitate him, I blew his head to smithereens. Then, I went in the HoP's office, and changed my title to HoS, and gave myself persmissions to access ALL areas. I went off too my botanist, and he said he had more Space Weed to sell. I told him that right now wasn't a good time, and that he should consider finding another partner. It took him a while, but he finally agreed, and gave me some Space Weed for free. I went to the bar, ordered a few drinks, and drank all I could. I tried to go to my quarters, when I noticed everything was blocked off. I went through the courtroom, and saw a WHOLE lot of slime, and a man laying on the floor, gasping. I grabbed him, and tried to take him to the medbay, seeing as how he had blood soaking through his fire coat. Here I was, nearly unable to move, drunk, stoned, and carrying somebody, who was near-death. I fell, knocked out, sleeping a few times, when I got up, and FINALLY brought him to the medbay. By the time we've reached it, he was about to die, and by the time I was able to patch him up, he was dead. I tried to clone him, then. It worked, but... He was deaf. Couldn't hear, or move. I was hungry, and he said he was, so I brought him with me to the bar, as, I had to force-feed him, and then, I was handcuffed by security for doing so. The security guy then took something metal, and started beating the cheff with it. The chef nearly killed the guy, and uncuffed me. I took my gun, and beat the man who had cuffed me to death. I took the man whom I saved, who was now sleeping, in front of the med bay until he got better. Then, one of my final tasks, destroy the evidence. I went to the chapel to space my victim's body, when... To my luck, there was no air in the chapel from a meteor storm. His body was crushed by a meteor, (What luck.) and when I wanted to leave, it was too late. The atmospheric doors closed, and so, I was left to die. There was only one more engineer alive, who was in space. It turned out, that in a very short time, the entire station became Airless. And so, ends the story of the Traitor, who almost made it. | |
MOAR STORIES PLEASSEEE <3
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Awesome, more stories!!
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we had funny story on extended. a guy tried to get us off shuttle pointing captain gun he stole from cap quarters. i went up to him disarmed him and dropped him to crit.
and admin said he avoided ban because i was badass | |
I have a wonderful story to tell you all after I get home from work, not as being the traitor, but as the intended victim! To be honest, I really thought about writing a short story on it, so I will post it here for your critique.
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I was playing on Liberty Station, and I was a wizard. So I named myself Gandalf because, come the fuck on, everyone must have done that at least once when they became wizard. I decided to be a friendly wizard aiming to kill only who my objective says to kill so I said hi to the captain and asked how his day was. He ignored me so I was talking with the chemist and stuff, also asked him if he knows where my target is. He said no. So I went left and the captain was there again. I was typing to say hi, but suddenly he fires a syringe at me. I'm like ''What the fuck!?!'' and I yelled stop. I used the water spell to turn into water and I went into janitor's closet (dumb idea). He actually knew I was in there and I quickly ran out. He was about to tase my ass so I fired a fireball. While I fell unconscious of the syringe he fired I heard the explosion of the fireball so I thought it hit the cap and possibly knocked him out. Turns out he was still alive (WTF? Fireball is supposed to home in.. no way he dodged that in 3 tiles) and was stripping my ass. I didn't know my magic was gone when my clothes are gone because I never played wizard before, maybe once or twice. So I tried the water thingy but it seems it won't let me without the clothes. So I look at my character, naked and bloody, and I'm like ''FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU''.
I did rage very hard afterwards, I was like HGHRRRGHRGHRHH in real life and raged a bit in the chat. | |
Barney Stinson 69 wrote:
and my poop is brown, so long That seems highly fake imho xD Next time don't make it into a story, just an experience. | |
Alright so here is my story from Yogstation!
I was working robotics one night when my best friend Caryl comes up to the window in an assistant's jumpsuit and asks me "Yuriko! Could you Borg me really quick?" Naturally I agree. I let him in the mech recharge bay and he walks over to the maintenance door, which made me curious. I walked over to him to give him a hug and asked what was wrong. He sobbed and looked at me as he pulled me in close..."I'm sorry Yuri!" He says as his hands wrap around my neck and begin to squeeze. I call out to him as it begins to become difficult to speak and he whispers in my ear "I'm sorry Yuri... They.. they have my parents, and they'll kill them if I don't do what they want." At this point I start to sob as the deprivation of air causes me to black out, coddled in his arms in the corner of the room awaiting death. Luckily, I had already ordered my ripley circuits and they came, the delivery guy had gotten suspitious and called Sec. By this time I was seeing the light at the end of the tunnel. Next thing I know, Caryl gets a taser to the face and gets hauled off in cuffs as another officer runs up and performs CPR, bringing me back from he brink with enough time to spare and hauls me down to medbay where they make me good as new! In the spirit of roleplay, my character was sobbing, the fact that a dear friend had just tried to end her life to save his parents digging in deep. I walk slowly back towards the robotics lab after being discharged and ask the AI how cold it is outside, just as I see another assistant with my completed mech and a revolver... Which he fired at me and took my ID and PDA. He had already DNA locked the mech so I slowly made my way down the hall to the airlock, continuing to sob and cry before telling the station "I'm going to take a walk outside, I need to cool my head... As I reach the airlock, I take the lab coat off and set it by the window, and stepped throug into the icy blackness of space... | |
Sariiras wrote:
Alright so here is my story from Yogstation! *facepalm* Now that seems even faker :| | |
The kicker is when I died, my body floated onto the mining asteroid, right onto the girders of the xeno ravaged area
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*facepalm* You don't believe me? I'll tell caryl to post, he successfully completed all his actions because of my actions! | |
Sariiras wrote:
Honestly, stop turning it into a fucking fanfiction in case it is real. And don't add stupid shit to it.*facepalm* ''I walked over to him to give him a hug and asked what was wrong. He sobbed and looked at me as he pulled me in close..."I'm sorry Yuri!" He says as his hands wrap around my neck and begin to squeeze. I call out to him as it begins to become difficult to speak and he whispers in my ear "I'm sorry Yuri... They.. they have my parents, and they'll kill them if I don't do what they want." At this point I start to sob as the deprivation of air causes me to black out, coddled in his arms in the corner of the room awaiting death.'' Seriously, what the fuck? | |
You just never roleplay! Read it for what it is and stop being jealous
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Sariiras wrote:
You just never roleplay! Read it for what it is and stop being jealous I roleplay all the time you little shit, SS13 isn't the only game I play. And how the fuck am I jealous!? I'm not, fucktard. BTW, SS13 isn't meant for UHUH HOLD ME KISS ME (INSERT JAPANESE NAME) UHUH IM DYING EHHHHHGGG roleplay. | |
i love changeling and xeno and i like traitor. dunno about other antags