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Happy April Fool's Day. May you prank many people.
I'm pregnant and you're the father.
Follow my blog! I demand it.
FOLLOW ME PL0X :O
No, you see... I get very high grades in high school, and I do plenty fine with women.
I've heard that you're a women too, it's that true, Caution?
Hm, who'd you hear that from? Sorry, just reading old Propaganda stuff just really makes me remember the glorious hell days of BYOND.

But no, I'm not a woman.
This being April Fool's, I'm going to have to believe you're actually tricking us and are indeed a woman, CauTi0N.
This being April Fool's, I have reason to believe you're not really a toadfish.
Ah. But maybe I'm tricking you into believing that I am a woman via reverse psychology, though I truly might or might not be a man.

Also Toady, you don't need to worry about my stylization(?) of my name. I prefer Caution, it just happened to have been taken.
Considering it's April Fool's, how do we know that this is really Audeuro's page? Is Tom starting a conspiracy?
Aud is really Dan. And he's going to tell us today, so we'll all think he's lying.
They put a computer in the basement Dan's indefinitely locked in?
Yeah, he's working on the flash client, yo. He got wifi using a banana peel, a rubber band, an old usb stick, and a piece of Hubba bubba.
Dan IS the computer, silly.