Some particularly persistent spam just managed to find it's way through my killer email filters (currently 9,577 filtered email for me to mass delete...not quite as bad as Guy at least!), and this one for some bizarre reason starts with the line:

Don't you regret eating about once a week?

Now it might be because I'm punch-drunk sleep-deprived, but damn if that peculiarly ungrammatical statement doesn't seem to have some deep implications if you really try to grapple with it...