A black man walks into a cafe early one morning and notices he's the only black one there.
As he sat down he noticed a white man sat behind him, the white man said, "Coloured
people arn't allowed in here".
The black man replied...
"When I was born I was black
When I grew up I wasblack
When I'm sick I'm black
When I go in the sun I'm black
When I'm cold I'm black
And when I die I'm black
But you sir...
When you were born you were pink
When you're sick you're green
When you stay in the sun you're red
When you're cold you turn blue
And when you die you turn purple".
"And yet you have the nerve to call me coloured!"
The black man turned back around and the white man walked away.
Put this into your BYOND membership blogs/MSN Space/MySpace or whatever if you wish to, I'll be posting back time after time to give you even more of these kind of stories, I have an interesting one planned next!!! Anyway, peace for now.