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Nov 30 2010, 10:13 am
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Congratulations! :)
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Congratulations, bro!
Have fun with the next ~18 years of joy, frustration, love, and perpetual bliss. (: |
babies are all fun and games, all cute and cuddly...
until they become teenagers and put a lock on their bedroom door because they can't stand you anymore |
Congrats. Though I can't say I like kids all that much, there's a good chance I won't have any.
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PerfectGoku wrote:
Congrats. Though I can't say I like kids all that much, there's a good chance I won't have any. Accidents happen. |
Smoosh wrote:
PerfectGoku wrote:--- I meant intentionally. |
Yeah. Sometimes you suddenly find yourself in the same room with a hot naked girl. And unbeknown-st to you, your pants have unzipped themselves and your frank has made its way to the hole between her legs. And then you accidentally start thrusting her until you climax, and a few months later, she tells you that she forgot to take her pill or go to the abortion clinic and a baby is on the way.
These unexpected tragedies occur all the time. I wish there was some way to avoid them. |
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