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STORY OF THE WEEK:

Ok so my mom decided to drive me down to get some money on my prepaid credit card today (WEEEE!!) and we decided to bring the dog with us (Chewy, our Shih Tzu)

Well, i pick him up and we go out to the car and start driving down the road to Rite Aid. Which is like 5 minutes from the house... Soon as we enter the Plaza some crazy lady backs out in front of us and my mom decided to be a crazy lady back and slams really hard on the brakes (100% Woman Driver-Like) and i honestly wasn't paying attention nor was i holding the dog very well in my lap... (My bad =.=)

The dog goes *FLYING* like *LITERALLY* flying out of my lap and does a body slam in the dashboard! (LAWLLLLL) My jaw just kind of drops and my mom goes "Oh my godddd" and she looks at me then at the dog which is failing hardcore at attempting to crawl back up into my lap and I turn to her and go "That... was... EPIC!!!" and start cracking up.

LESSON LEARNED:

I *REALLY* need to drive with my mom more often!!! :D
Don't forget the epic UGH sound.
Should've had Paul in your lap.
Maximus_Alex2003 wrote:
Should've had Paul in your lap.

She's actually usually in mine.
i know where the hell is Paul when you need him he'd laugh with me!!!!!!!!!! :P
Chewy is such an delightful name for a dog. Specially, for gnomes on Chelsea lately.
Jedioh wrote:
Chewy is such an delightful name for a dog. Specially, for gnomes on Chelsea lately.
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That's Mario irl.
I'm gonna yea this because you're a woman insulted woman drivers.
Chewy <3 he was named after Chewbacca from Star Wars!!! He looks like a wookie ^^
Jeff8500 wrote:
I'm gonna yea this because you're a woman

amirite

Jeff8500 wrote:
I'm gonna yea this because you're a woman insulted woman drivers.

I'll just yea because of the picture.
I yea'd her until about 5am last night. ;)
rofl he so did >.< <333

IDK MY BFF PAUL
DeadStarr wrote:
rofl he so did >.< <333

Just doing my part to help you get a good nights sleep. ;)
Ut oh someone doesn't believe in woman in the interwebs. /fail :)
Galactic, your trolling hurts my Fairy friends.

lol but seriously, why so immature :D??
Galactic Soldier wrote:
Oh great, another transvestite.

If she has a penis, it's terribly tiny and I'm gay.
Mikau that would explain a lot! :O,
just kidding.
Woo Annie your in my guild lol Yea+ ty
Your Welcome Tim :3
Galactic Soldier wrote:
You could do alot better.

Yeah, I should probably trade her in for one of those big tall blonde big breasted bimbos that don't know how to read. I agree.
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