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Life is like a box of Valentine's Day chocolates: they disappear quickly, and you're left with an empty heart.

Haha, emo.
Clever.
The saying "life is like a box of chocolates: you never know what you're going to get" is a fail simile since when you're eating from a box of chocolate I'm pretty fucking sure you know you're getting some chocolate.

/endrant
Riku 123q wrote:
The saying "life is like a box of chocolates: you never know what you're going to get" is a fail simile since when you're eating from a box of chocolate I'm pretty fucking sure you know you're getting some chocolate.

/endrant

The only way you can be sure of this is if you eat several boxes of chocolate a day.
Riku 123q wrote:
The saying "life is like a box of chocolates: you never know what you're going to get" is a fail simile since when you're eating from a box of chocolate I'm pretty fucking sure you know you're getting some chocolate.

/endrant

Of course, the quote is referring to the fact that the chocolates all have different fillings. And, a long time ago they all looked the same on the outside, so you really "didn't know what you were going to get."
Riku 123q wrote:
The saying "life is like a box of chocolates: you never know what you're going to get" is a fail simile since when you're eating from a box of chocolate I'm pretty fucking sure you know you're getting some chocolate.

/endrant

Unless there's White Chocolate there. That's normally a complete mind fuck.
I believe there are no innate, intrinsic differences btween a human being, a baboon or a box of chocolate.
Zack101 wrote:
Riku 123q wrote:
The saying "life is like a box of chocolates: you never know what you're going to get" is a fail simile since when you're eating from a box of chocolate I'm pretty fucking sure you know you're getting some chocolate.

/endrant

Unless there's White Chocolate there. That's normally a complete mind fuck.

^lul'd.
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