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I ordered my blue book nearly 2 weeks ago, and Im just wondering how long it takes to get here.
First you need to be checked for terrorist background info, then have a retinal scan to see if you match any known terrorist, but only if you pass, you will get your book. The amount of time it takes for you to get the book is relative to your age added to 666 subtract 496. Happy?

This is a joke.
In response to Mertek
This is a joke.

You're kidding, right?