Female Comebacks!
Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.
Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.
Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.
Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.
Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter.
Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized
Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.
Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: But would you stay there?
Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.
ID:192483
 Jun 17 2002, 1:06 pm
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Sariat, get out of that dress!
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Sariat, does this have anything to do with that picture of you that you found online. ::hint hint::
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Kamoku wrote:
Sariat, does this have anything to do with that picture of you that you found online. ::hint hint:: Look, trying to diss him ain't getting you anywhere. As a matter of fact, it's getting you in the Forum Moderator's bad books. As a Flame war starter. RaeKwon | |
LOL
RaeKwon