In response to Spuzzum
Spuzzum wrote:
Ooh, ooh, I know a very vulgar one. Employer!

Hey! I *am* an Employer!
Fallout 1 or 2. Everything's a wreck, gotta survive. It'd be...interesting.
In response to digitalmouse
digitalmouse wrote:
Spuzzum wrote:
Ooh, ooh, I know a very vulgar one. Employer!

Hey! I *am* an Employer!

Oooooh, you said the E word! (couldn't resist posting that)
In response to Geo
Geo wrote:
Oooooh, you said the E word!

Well, I can't help it, because I'm also an Employee - I own my own soul... that's what happens when one becomes self-employed...
In response to Airson
Using foul language for drama is a bad habit to get into (inspired by TV, I'm sure). You're really better off finding a clever workaround whenever you feel the need to use wunna dem words. Using foul language for emphasis or drama just tends to downgrade people's view of you and show that "they aren't smart enough to think of anything better". Well, for people who care about your intelligence, anyway.

Actually it's just better to avoid it because it keeps you out of situations with annoyed moderators.
In response to Foomer
No it's not tv... Try being friends with elite warrior (i think I know who it was) for about 4 years. That'll do it to ya... BTW, he's a jerk over the internet is is just downright rude about things he doesn't like. Don't worry, he dissed dan, tom, and BYOND in general, plus he owes me a free punch, right to the face (By that, I mean I get to smack him).
In response to Foomer
Foomer wrote:
Using foul language for drama is a bad habit to get into (inspired by TV, I'm sure). You're really better off finding a clever workaround whenever you feel the need to use wunna dem words. Using foul language for emphasis or drama just tends to downgrade people's view of you and show that "they aren't smart enough to think of anything better". Well, for people who care about your intelligence, anyway.

Yep. In my opinion:

"****, I'm ****ing lagged! This ****ing lag ****s real ****!"

...sounds far worse than:

"Is it just me, or is this game going slower than the bowel movement of a constipated yak?"

Both are equally explicit, but one is funny while the other is offensive.
In response to Airson
Ooh! I'll pay you $50 for that punch to the face! Erm, that is, for me to punch him in the face...
In response to Spuzzum
Yep. In my opinion:

"****, I'm ****ing lagged! This ****ing lag ****s real ****!"

...sounds far worse than:

"Is it just me, or is this game going slower than the bowel movement of a constipated yak?"

Both are equally explicit, but one is funny while the other is offensive.

Many of the members from the group Y.O.A.(Yaks Of America) have been offended by your statement about them, yaks want to be recognized as ordinary creatures with ordinary bowel movement, and constipation does not affect them more then any other creature! So if you were referring to the cussing as being the only offensive phraze(Is that how you spell it?) you said, not taking to mind the feelings of the yaks and using them as a pun, Y.O.A. will be seeing you soon, you better hope your lawn has a lot of ant piles, or some type of bug killer strong enough to take down a couple hundred yaks. ;P


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In response to Semaj
Three things:

1) Yaks weren't used offensively any way.
2) The bowel movement of a constipated yak is still slow -- the use of the word "yak" is used since "yak" is an amusing word.
3) Yaks were definitely not used as a pun. =P
In response to Spuzzum
Oh, but the yaks tell me differently, the big purple floating dancing yaks that play ping pong on my stairway took it very offensive... oh the wonderful colors. They are just like the tiny teal bears that live in my socks....

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In response to Spuzzum
Yes, one of those worlds where every new player named Spuzzum starts out with 1.#INF gold, a wonderful house, immortality, and infinite wishes.

And every female character is extremely cute, too.
In response to Foomer
I also believe his name is Jeremy T. Gibson, thats from unreliable sources though(People link), and all the cute girls in Spuzzum's world would be the Olsen Twins(He knows what I'm talking about).


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In response to Theodis
That would be nice, accept there is one thing that forever ruined my dreams of enjoying life as a sim. The bills just keep comming, and comming, and comming... and if you don't pay em, the repo man takes your stuff away! Augh!

Of course, you could just use the money cheat and build a wall all the way around your yard so repo men can't get in. Or use another cheat and delete the mailbox so the bills don't come, and download the teleportation device whenever you want your friends to come over. You don't even have to wait for them, just push the button and in they come!

On the down side, you can never, ever leave the house.
In response to Semaj
Semaj wrote:
and all the cute girls in Spuzzum's world would be the Olsen Twins(He knows what I'm talking about).

If that were the case, they'd be more than twins.
In response to Foomer
Or there would only be two girls.

Wait... is this the "starting over" thread again?
In response to Foomer
And hopefully older, thats in Spuzzum's case though ;).


<<>>Semaj<<>>
I think it all depends how much the game world actually resembles the game... If getting sucked into pong meant being a 2D stick that moved around trying to block the ball, that could be a bad thing. Or worse, I could be the ball!

If, however, we're only refering to the "game world" as refering to the overall theme of the world, rather than the actual make of the game, then I'd choose Sim Life. Why? Because I'd get to be god! Whee!
In response to Semaj
I don't want to know what power he chose to be born with.
In response to Foomer
I never chose =(.


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