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This is a recent incident from Stow, just a few miles from me:

A man living on the 2400 block of Echo Valley Drive reported that an someone entered his home Nov. 5. The man told police the intruder ate his pizza and took a shower. The man said he knew the intruder showered because he noticed wet bath towels in his bathroom.

This really hits home with me, because I have leftover pizza in the refrigerator right now.
Gughunter = Sleep-Eater-Door-Breaking-Man


<<>>Kusanagi<<>>
We should all be worried, actually... murderers kill people. I'm a person, so I'm quite scared.
Oh dear... Thankfully, I ate the last of the leftover pizza in the house yesterday... But I have a shower!

But yup, that sounds about right for Ohio crime...lol
is anyone safe?
Pizza's not just unhealthy - it makes people break into your house too! ;-)
In response to Crispy
Not sure what you call pizza, but pizza is a very healthy food item where I come from. It combines all four food groups, has no added preservatives, is all-natural, and has no added sugar or ingredients rich in saturated fats.
In response to Spuzzum
JOKE, Spuzzum. :-P

My parents are always saying that pizza's unhealthy to discourage me from eating it... that argument never works on me. :-D
In response to Spuzzum
Spuzzum wrote:
Not sure what you call pizza, but pizza is a very healthy food item where I come from. It combines all four food groups, has no added preservatives, is all-natural, and has no added sugar or ingredients rich in saturated fats.

Man, it must suck to live there.
In response to Spuzzum
Spuzzum wrote:
Not sure what you call pizza, but pizza is a very healthy food item where I come from. It combines all four food groups, has no added preservatives, is all-natural, and has no added sugar or ingredients rich in saturated fats.

I say the exact same thing whenever someone says something that pizza is unhealthy.
In response to Leftley
I get enough from New York Fries. (Which, ironically, is a Canadian-owned franchise.)
In response to Spuzzum
Go figure.