Go to http://www.google.com
Type in the words "miserable failure".
Hit "I'm Feeling Lucky"
ID:188888
 Dec 7 2003, 7:25 pm
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Finally, a search engine with a sense of humor. Now all we need is one with a bad attitude, a teenage rebel and a really paranoid one.
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DarkView wrote:
... a really paranoid one. I can see it now.. Why did you search for nuclear bomb assembly? What are you going to do once you find it? Hide me. :P ~>Volte | |
Deadron wrote:
Hedgemistress wrote: That was a photoshopped image. | |
Ask Jeeves has had crazy stuff like that implemented, I found a website with lots of ways to make him do funny stuff.
<edit> http://www.eggheaven2000.com/Website_Eggs/ | |
How about a search engine MakeOVer!?!?! That would be cool!!!...
I was watching Good Morning America this morning, and they were saying that right now there is roughly 40, yes 40! Makeover shows throughout all the T.V. channels available in the U.S....Anywhere from make overs for women, to house makeovers, to single room makeovers, to even the hit show Queer eye for the Strait Guy....*shudders* | |
Funny you should mention that, because I found: http://www.francesucks.com when searching for "France". =D
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my all time favorite is http://www.googlism.com/ - type in your name and see what it produces!
samples: digital mouse is moving digital mouse is cute digital mouse is ps/2 compatible digi is gone digi is the leader digi is ready to be operated without having to restart the system digi is a recognised brand with a reputation digi is almost 9" (wow... didn't know that one) digi is one of those useful things digi is a big time surfer digi is lost Googlism for: the digitalmouse Sorry, Google doesn't know enough about the digitalmouse yet. aw, darn it! | |
Googlism for: scoobert
scoobert is his real name scoobert is only about 6 or 7 inches tall and about 3 wide so he is easy to hide most anywhere scoobert is charming and funny scoobert is a good actor scoobert is his mother scoobert is the best | |
I got a stupid thing for Airjoe, so I thought I'd post my actual name, which is much funnier :-)
joe dougherty is summoned to ossining state prison by david galvin joe dougherty is a former newspaper writer whose life has gone downhill since the death of his wife and child joe dougherty is the systems and network administrator at a defense department forensic laboratory joe dougherty is now the proud owner of hook joe dougherty is responsible for miles' imposing use of poetic text joe dougherty is king joe dougherty is very sick at this writing joe dougherty is an associate joe dougherty is quoted as joe dougherty is one of them joe dougherty is kind of bringing up the rear joe dougherty is the contact person for memorabilia -_- | |
"scoobert is his mother"
-inches away from him slowly- I got: (Ignore the random women remarks and your fine, some of them are even true! Infact, i'd say 97%% of these are true...funky huh? -looks around suspiciously-) Googlism for: karasu karasu is an artist who works in numerous art forms from abstract to representational karasu is still concentrating on critical positions to karasu is the author or editor of eleven books and the author or co karasu is the editor karasu is me karasu is currently under contract with several parties and is only accepting work on a very limited case by case basis karasu is more than just "web design" karasu is a mysterious man karasu is covered by the plant's sharp karasu is faster and stronger karasu is one of the nicest people i have had the honor of 'meeting' here at elfwood karasu is an archer? well this is a pic with his first bow karasu is invited by the casa de la cultura karasu is known as a throw back to the early days of of the kalathian people karasu is cute as a blonde karasu is writing the update this time karasu is obviously enjoying torturing kurama karasu is a baddie karasu is cynical and aggressive karasu is the fourth princess of the crystal planet karasu is back again karasu is running his hands through kurama's hair karasu is most often the one to be healed by rikuisu karasu is able to draw even from the karasu is my going to be my first decent shrine karasu is 150 metres from the waterfalls karasu is having trouble thinking of what she should put in her profile karasu is not at all pleased at how this is coming out karasu is suffering from a nasty attack of the flu bug karasu is my #1 favorite karasu is run by a wonderful couple who seemingly can not stop from dancing through every show karasu is an impresive specimin karasu is a unicorn and a shugenja rather than a lion samurai karasu is karasu is obviously infatuated with kurama karasu is dodo karasu is a character from the anime karasu is much of a loner karasu is as karasu is a karasu is a teacher karasu is the next karasu is one of a very rare kind of beings that enjoys suffering karasu is the blade and the lotus karasu is made out of karasu is not very far from safakulevo karasu is relating the story of how mikami's parents met karasu is great karasu is a black raven (Karasu is raven in japanese, hehe ^^;) karasu is up and open karasu is one the creepiest characters ever created karasu is ressurected karasu is the opportunity it provides the project's lawyers to increase their competence of land law by karasu is dead karasu is not youkai anymore karasu is one of my favourite obscure indy guys karasu is back karasu is the last beach open to the public on the peninsula karasu is the author of wisdom in the practice of psychotherapy karasu is the japanese equivalent karasu is also from yyh (Yuyu hakusho) karasu is 7 km and the end of the tongue is situated on the height of 3150 m karasu is noted for having the oldest palm tree on the island karasu is not such a difficult book karasu is running karasu is managing karasu is een koi die geheel zwart is deze koi is dus niet zo aantrekkelijk als men de koi wilde gaan houden om zijn mooie kleuren maar desondanks kan het een (Wtf?) karasu is a big meanie karasu is standing in hiei's office karasu is the only known master of the art karasu is really that impressive as a sweeper karasu is against it karasu is back and he's after kurama karasu is one of the toguro team the urameshi team karasu is standing in hiei’s office karasu is near karasu is behind them for backup karasu is kuni yori's friend karasu is still with the pcs karasu is a freak | |
Yeah, that spoof is here:
http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/text/victories.html ...and don't forget the Elmer Fudd edition of Google! http://www.google.com/intl/xx-elmer/ ~Kujila | |
wow..jerico2day had none, but jerico returned a lot of results..i cut out all the garbage and left the funny ones:D
jerico is planned to be installed in the spektr module of the russian space station mir jerico is definitely a great band worth checking out jerico is the only way to go jerico is available with synchros that are designed for clutch jerico is a militia leader of a group known as sons of he minutemen jerico is now being considered as a hitch jerico is a 22 jerico is a good example jerico is a closet terrorist willing to murder his imagined enemies jerico is a distrustful one jerico is cut down or part because he is not anymore paid jerico is a strange band jerico is modeled roughly after the eccentric alan turing jerico is the fictional account of the dominican friar santiago who is sent jerico is stubborn jerico is watching jerico is always adapting to the challenges presented to us from our wide array of customers jerico is well known for high quality at the best prices jerico is doing far better than his brothers who couldn’t find stable jobs jerico is 4 jerico is in constant need of chastening jerico is equiped with an internal hoop frame for additional support under heavy loads jerico is stunning jerico is back again with fozzy on their sophmore release happenstance jerico is surrounded by a trench built by the israeli army eight feet wide and five feet deep to prevent any cars or foot travelers from jerico is yellow jerico is practicing driving jerico is trying to figure out who murdered the gold digger flannagan jerico is probably right jerico is the most unlikely of hereos that solves the mystery without the use of superhuman intellect and powers jerico is da man jerico is only ever available to black library subscribers jerico is cracking skulls in the underhive jerico is in there jerico is sabbat jerico is able to counter and almost gets a near fall jerico is ever going to come?" jeremy asked jerico is looking jerico is another female surfing legend but i don't know her story jerico is not gifted with the talent of contortionism jerico is a picture of our lives before we are saved jerico is just waaaaaay outta hand jerico is coming down just jerico is my cousin too jerico is gay and needs to stop being so jelaus of triple h that is so childish jerico is well worth it jerico is really cool jerico is sooooo cute jerico is myth jerico is probably going to go to the titans jerico is alittle better that hhh & rock were when they started but still jerico is on the plain at 1300 feet below sea level | |
DarkView had nothing, but Dark View returned this.
dark view is enough to make even a fan of the gothic and the noir long nostalgically for the innocence of a miss marple dark view is designed to show a dark view is the bleak mood of uncertainty that hangs over mamet scripts like permanent storm clouds dark view is my own dark view is ever present here dark view is evident in spades dark view is that if higher education does not employ the means to assess itself dark view is default use in the editor and placing of flags is the light view dark view is that it flows from a fairly low estimation of our fellow men dark view is reflected in dark view is constructed with the support of content analysis studies which appear almost designed to incriminate the media dark view is not necessarily so dark view is widely held dark view is especially present dark view is personified through the nine songs on the exile album dark view is tempered by dark view is right dark view is counterbalanced with a dark view is still evident dark view is misplaced dark view is given in fig dark view is the only real con i can see | |
Someone doing some research went to Google and searched on "French military victories".
Google said "Did you mean French military defeats?"