My cat stays off of keyboards. She's a very literary cat, though, and will try to take control of whatever anyone is reading.

She also has learned how to turn on the water tap in a sink, but has no interest in learning how to turn them off. She's starting to show an interest in light switches, but fortunately cannot reach many of them. She will jump into the bathtub when the water's draining, and splash around, but jumps right out if she hears someone coming. She engages in a nightly ritual of going around the house in a clockwise fashion, hitting each of the little twangy door-stopping thingies in turn.

She'll make a big show of being interested in whatever we're interested in... if we're watching TV or playing Nintendo, she'll sit up on a perch really close to the screen and stare at it avidly, otherwise she ignores it.

She hates real animals (other than herself), but cuddles up next to stuffed ones to the point where we have started to get her some of her own.

Very soon after Kimberly moved in (she brought the cat with her), she (the cat) claimed all the solid green towels in the house as her own. Sometimes she sleeps on them, other times she ignores them, but no one is allowed to move them without her express permission.

Each of her toys has an exact position it "belongs" in. Although she'll ocassionally shuffle this around a bit, she puts them back more or less where they were when she's done with them.

Yes, my cat has issues.

becomes the Queen size bed

Ah, see, we just gave in and got our cat her own queen sized bed.

Not really, but our roommate moved out and so we have a spare. The cat was never allowed in that room before, so now she's appointed it the capital of her vast realm.

I have had a few cats in my life time..

One would stare at a vacant wall for hours. We don't know why. Maybe mildly retarted. He would also walk up to you, and cry to be picked up, until you tried to pick him up or pet him, he'd then run away from you...

He also pooped in my sisters room, even though his litter was always clean.

Another cat, a female, only liked me, hated everyone else. It wouldnt attack my family, but if you werent family, the damn thing would shoot out from like under a couch and wrap itself around the persons leg and chew it til they ran away. We eventually had to lock her up when we had guests.

She would also lick the bottom of my jeans (like the rim of the hole where you foot comes out) and then sit there with a dazed look on her face, with her toungh sticking out.

Finally, our last cat, was the best. He would let you do anything. A kid could hit him with a hammer, and hed either run away, or stay put. He was not violent at all. He was a loving and good cat. One of the best I might add. But even when the litter was clean, the bitch would piss anywhere he pleased.

Eventually we gave our last 2 cats away to the animal shelter, I don't know what happened to them since. :(

Ive always had a bunch of cats, and many of them are pretty annoying, or at least... odd. When I was a kid, I used to lie on the floor and watch TV. One of my cats would invariably come into the living room, and walk head first into my face. *BONK* Then she would just look at me for a second, like she actually hadn't seen me and was surprised to have bumped into me, and then wander off. That was the same cat who loved asparagus, but would not eat ribs.

wierd

Remember, "E before i, except practically everywhere else."

Whenever I'm asleep, my cats jump onto my bed and attempt to groom my hair or sleep on my face.

~Kujila

He said it didnt have a door, he didnt say it didnt have a door way!

I have 2 cats as of now, and one of them is passed out in my lap.

Checker: She is a black and white overlord of the house. Anything changes, its her job to give it the ok. She is generaly shy around new people, but still frendly. She is like a Romen(or was it greek), she eats still she is full, then pukes it up, then goes to eat again. She likes to bug you while you are in the bathroom, and if you shut the door before she comes in, she it sit outside it and meow. Anyone who stops moving for a second, she will jump on and start sleeping(playing PC games is a pain with a cat try to get comfortable on your lap). She is about average cat size. She likes to stand just in front of you and move just in time so you dont crush her.

Noah: He is a huge cat! He is just a house cat, but he looks like he has some wild cat in him. He is only 1 year old and when stretch out can touch a door nob. He is friendly and nice, and like to pet people. How you ask, well, he will stretch up your leg and start rubing his paws on the side of your leg, it does actualy feel nice(if only he would do it to my back). He loves to be played with, but he is not a lap cat. His furr feels like rabbit furr(like high dollar rabbit furr). He likes to get on counters, and jump on the computer desk and stand right infront of the screen(only when im playing games of course).Oh ya, if i open one of my computers to work on it, and leave it open, he makes it his home(not like he fits). And while im working on it, he lives in the case cover(well, the last few computers i had the whole tops and sides came off at once, so he would sqeeze in them).

All together, they are annoying, but i only regret they will not live as long as i will.

I'm the only one in my family that my cat likes. She automatically hated the three females in my household as soon as we got her, so that left my father and myself. Well, my dad was trying to discipline her, so every time she would scratch him, he'd throw her against a wall. She doesn't like him very much any more. My cat has a weird habbit. Whenever I stop petting her she tends to pet my leg. I think she's over affectionate.

Oh, and your keyboard will just love a fine mist of water spayed at it.

~X