The BYOND Community is an earring that detects background radiation, dissolves dirt and looks better than it sounds.
BYOND is a teddybear that's designed by Terence Conran, has a built-in motion sensor and floats in water.
Dantom is a glass bead that makes you invisible! It cuts through stone as if it were butter and counts your loose change.
Xezza is an office whiteboard that can be implanted into the arm! It does the washing up and quacks like a duck.
Jon88 is a bathtub! It does away with household drudgery!
AirJoe is a fridge magnet that catalogues its contents! It contains the entire Encyclopaedia Britannica and flies like a rocket.
Deadron is a greetings card! It shouts 'WARNING!' at the first sign of danger!
Spuzzum is a penknife that inflates into a dinghy, rotates at high speed and can be used to deter muggers.
Crispy is like a normal hair gel, but it explodes when dropped.
Zeta is a vacuum cleaner that spins about its axis! It folds out into a tent.
Hehe. So much fun. I could go on for hours >.>
I believe my friend found that link in these forums anyway. :-D
http://thesurrealist.co.uk/priorart.cgi?ref=BYOND
-~>Xz.
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 Jul 10 2004, 1:01 am
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Data-Con is a fishpond that has been blessed by a priest! It boosts self-confidence and exists in five dimensions.
I'm so cool :D | |
"DarkView is an alcoholic drink that connects to the Internet and is guaranteed to save you a hundred pounds a month."
I'm a cocktail of love, baby. | |
Xezza wrote:
Zeta is a vacuum cleaner that spins about its axis! It folds out into a tent. DBZ is a knife that checks your spelling! It flies like a rocket. Checks... spelling? Insane! | |
Kujila is a breathalyser that has no moving parts! It fetches sticks and walks on three mechanical legs.
A mexican is a Christmas tree that improves blood clotting! It bounces up and down.' A turd is a toaster that lasts for up to a week! Your mom is a pair of shoes that runs on a single AA battery! Microsoft is a bedside table that keeps you warm at night and provides an RSS feed. XD ~Kujila | |
That site has lots of funny stuff. :)
An example from the Battle Robots page: Dan is a Robot that Flips itself Over and Over to Move, is fitted with Compactor Plates, runs on a Single Watch Battery, and has Gold Trimming. Tom is a Robot that is Very Slow, is fitted with an Electric Drill, runs on Petrol, and has Hundreds of Tiny Wheels, Blue Lights mounted underneath and Dodgy Steering http://thesurrealist.co.uk/robot.cgi?att=Dan&def=Tom&a=F The Tom robot didn't fare so well... So far, the <s>"Xezza"</s> "Dantom" robot is the strongest one I've found, even though its Force is low, although the "Jon88" one isn't too far behind. ;) | |
'HavenMaster is a golf club that uses captured Martian technology! It contains alcohol.'
Martian alcohol is the STUFF. | |
Jon88 wrote:
DBZ is a knife that checks your spelling! It flies like a rocket. Hahah, I love it. | |
The Internet is an oven that comes with its own storage kennel!
Wooohooo! | |
XzDoG is like a normal knife, but it's laced with vodka. I love me :) | |
Hehe, i saw that one and had to post one about my friend.
Janelle Dennings is a toaster that displays pornography! It connects to a tricycle and sends and receives faxes. That's my kind of toaster. Now only $19,999.95! | |
Tiko is a fishpond that can pick up digital radio and follows you around.
Heh, w00t. | |
Flick is a security camera that keeps drinks cold and improves blood clotting.
Flick is a Robot that is Painted in Camouflage Colours, is fitted with Side Spikes and an Electric Drill, Hops Around on Single Leg, requires a Lightning Strike to get it started, and has a Thin Fibreglass Hull. (Force: 6 Handling: 5 Weaponry: 3) Build your Battle Robot. I scare myself... | |
Kujila wrote:
http://thesurrealist.co.uk/ robot.cgi?att=Your+Mom&def=A+Random+BYOND+Forum+Moderator&a= F Heh. This is kind of funny. http://thesurrealist.co.uk/robot.cgi?att=Spuzzum (see Bwicki for more info) This battle is kind of funny too: http://thesurrealist.co.uk/ robot.cgi?att=Garthor&def=Newbie&a=F | |
Just had to add that one >.>;
And this one:
"Linkin park is a hairpiece that will make your blow-up doll obsolete and can play chess."