ID:187629
 Nov 8 2004, 5:58 pm
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Civilized? CIVILIZED? Is this not but a civilized topic? Pants are the staple of our society. Just think if none of us wore pants we would be half nude and that would be horrible. But do we thank the pants companies of the world for our comfortable and incredibly soft pants? NO! We scorn them for high prices and cool new looks and logos...OF DOOM! I think we should (poopy candles) all send a massive thank you letter from BYOND to the pants companies of the world. So the answer to the question is YES I will wear pants.
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i'd say NO to pants- this would separate the men from the boys and get rid of all you wanna-be poser-studs from making fools of yourselves by stuffing socks down your pants when puberty has left you short changed, only later to be embarrassed as your lover laughs at you. :p
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Shorts.
That simple. Shorts. | |
CaptainPiratePants wrote:
Civilized? CIVILIZED? Is this not but a civilized topic? Pants are the staple of our society. Just think if none of us wore pants we would be half nude and that would be horrible. But do we thank the pants companies of the world for our comfortable and incredibly soft pants? NO! We scorn them for high prices and cool new looks and logos...OF DOOM! I think we should (poopy candles) all send a massive thank you letter from BYOND to the pants companies of the world. So the answer to the question is YES I will wear pants. Last night I made the mistake of showing my brother the off topic forum in byond last night, this is the result. | |
Rockinawsome wrote:
Last night I made the mistake of showing my brother the off topic forum in byond last night, this is the result. if he has *that* much energy, try getting him to make a game! :) | |
he doesn't have the patience lol, he's good at finding bugs for me though, runs all over the darn place.
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Civilized! You are right. We should hold our pants up high. Don't let your pants be caught ablaze in the clutches of the nudist colonies!
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<offtopic>You created your key on my birthday</offtopic>
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i'd say 90% of the Jocks did it in HS and College where I lived. heck, i even knew a few guys who did it at their professional jobs later in life. about the only thing it did was put pressure on their crotch to keep the blood up in there heads...oh, and protect them from kicks to the crotch when they got too frisky with their dates.
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CaptainPiratePants wrote:
Civilized? CIVILIZED? Is this not but a civilized topic? Pants are the staple of our society. Just think if none of us wore pants we would be half nude and that would be horrible. But do we thank the pants companies of the world for our comfortable and incredibly soft pants? NO! We scorn them for high prices and cool new looks and logos...OF DOOM! I think we should (poopy candles) all send a massive thank you letter from BYOND to the pants companies of the world. So the answer to the question is YES I will wear pants. Hah! I spit at thee! Pants are the bane of all society -- nay! -- humanity! These 'simple' leg-cushions are truly the root of all sinistry and evil throughout every nation around the globe. For centuries me and my followers have battled the "clothed" likes of your kind, and the battle is far from over! We've been secretly implanting remote controlled belt-looseners in all jeans and pants sold as of 2002, and soon the time will arrive when we liberate the world from their denim prison! | |
~Kujila