I found this joke to be very funny, and I hope whoever reads this does too:
The bear and the rabbit
There once was a bear and a rabbit that hated each other. One day, they found a genie in a lamp who said he would grant them each three wishes.The bear went first and he said,"I wish to be the only male bear in this forrest." And he got his wish.
The rabbit said, "I want a motercycle helmet." And he got his wish.
The bear went up and said, "I wish to be the only male bear in the United States, and all the rest to be female." And he got his wish.
The rabbit said, "I wish I had a motorcycle to go with that helmet." And he got his wish.
The bear said, "I wish I was the only male bear in the world, and all the rest were females." And he got his wish.
It was the rabbit's turn, and he said, "I wish that bear was gay."
ID:187502
 Dec 3 2004, 3:47 pm
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I believe I have seen an altered version of this joke, but it's still funny(to me :P). I especially like the rabbits LAST wish, lol.
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The bear and rabbit had come across a wishing well, instead of a genie in a lamp. So the bear had thrown a penny down the wishing well and a genie popped up.
Genie: "I shall give you each three wishes, bear, first wish." Bear: "Um..I wish every bear in this forest was female, except me." Genie: "Poof. It is done, Rabbit, first wish." Rabbit: "Oooo, I wish for a new motorcycle." Genie: (A motorcycle appears) "Poof. It is done, Bear, second wish." Bear: "I wish EVERY Bear on this continent was female, except me" Genie: "Poof. It is done, Rabbit, second wish." Rabbit: "Um..I wish I had a helmet to go with my new motorcycle." Genie: (A motorcycle helmet appears) "Poof. it is done, Bear, final wish." Bear: "Hrm..I wish EVERY bear in the WORLD was Female, except me." Genie: "Poof. It is done, Rabbit, final wish." Rabbit: "Hahahaha, I wish this bear was gay." Genie: "Poof. It is done."(The genie disappears) Bear: "Nooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" -End Of The "Other" Joke. That was the joke that I heard the FIRST time. | |
Hahaha! I like it :)
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Why wouldn't the bear do the whole world first and use the other 2 wishes for something... useful?
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Airjoe wrote:
Why wouldn't the bear do the whole world first and use the other 2 wishes for something... useful? The bear didn't think of doing the whole world until AFTER he thought of the first two, first, he just thought of their forest, then, "Wait a second, we're on a CONTINENT!" So he says continent, then he thinks, "Ooo wait, the world, that'd be sweet!" And then, Poof, he's out of wishes. | |
~Kujila