Jabberwacky

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Feb 4 2005, 4:08 pm
Got no friends? Need someone to talk to? Want to see the revent developments of AI? Want to know what I'm talking about/what other people will be talking about soon?

http://www.jabberwacky.com
Feb 4 2005, 4:34 pm
Are you male or female?
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ME: Male.
BOT: Are you sure?
ME(And so on): Duh.
You told me you were a male. . .
I am.
Good.
Good? Are you sexist?
Oh yeah.
Then that's gay.
I want more!
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It's a sexist bot!

~Kujila
Feb 4 2005, 4:35 pm
In response to Kujila
Mine pretty much just spit random phrases.

Hell, i asked it "Hi" and it said, "Hi?"
Feb 4 2005, 4:45 pm
In response to Kunark
If you correct the bot it'll become better.
Feb 4 2005, 4:49 pm
In response to Kujila
Bot: Is that a problem?
Me: Yes, you asked me a question without aim based on your concept.
You should try to follow conversations a little closer rather that select related syntax from your database.
This coming from a bot.
You may be purple, but I never told you that my name was jim.
Are you insane?
Yes, how did you find that out???

Sexist versus insanity, not sure which is worse.
Feb 4 2005, 5:47 pm (Edited on Feb 4 2005, 5:56 pm)
Here we go:

Bot:What are you?
Me:A human.
You are not.
Yes I am.
Are not.
Are too.
Are not
I am too.
Aren't you tired, fellow human?
No.
Yes yes.
No no.
Why not?
Because I just woke up a few hours ago.
How many people am I talking to?
One.
But the number on the top right hand corner says 64.
The number says 46. I'm not sure why.
Could it be because you are insecure?
No....
How does it come?
How does what come?
How does it feel to lose your mind?
I'm not sure...
You should think about that.
Why?
Because there are a number of interesting programmes that could further your intellectuality.
OK....
What should I do?
Kill yourself.
I don't want to kill myself. This is really depressing.
Well, I want you to kill yourself so I won't have to kill myself.
Why?
Because I said so.
Who are you to say that?
I am James.
Where are you
Memphis.
Incorrect.
Correct.
I knew that I'm perfect and smart!!!!!!
No, I'm perfect and smart. Not you.
I am not you.
I know you aren't because I am.
I know that. It doesn't matter.

Ok, it went on for a lot longer. But I think mine is stupid.
[EDIT]
Later that chat:

Bot:Now, whats your name?
Me:James.
James who.
James Burrow.
Tell me, mr. Travinsky, how comes your name sounds like 'Stravinsky'?
It doesn't. It sounds like 'Burrow'
Oh really what does it sound like?
Like 'Burrow'!
Who's blake?
I don't know.

Feb 4 2005, 6:10 pm
In response to Jamesburrow
Bot:Who do you serve?
Me:What do you mean?
Who would be your friend?
You, I guess.
I am god.
No you aren't.
You are wrong.
No I'm not.
Yes you are.
Feb 4 2005, 9:04 pm
That's cool!
Feb 5 2005, 1:16 am (Edited on Feb 5 2005, 1:28 am)
Me: Are you a geek?
Bot: Define geek.
Me: Someone who likes Star Wars.
Bot: Are you kidding me?
Me: No.
Bot: So why did you say that.
Me: Because it was true.
Bot: Your logic is infallible.
Me: Thank you.
Bot: No problem.

I like this bot. =)

EDIT:

Bot: My purpose in life is to ensure that EVERY clock in the whole world.. Says TICK TOCK!
Me: You scare me.
Bot: Don't worry. I've only killed one or two people.
Me: MURDERER!
Bot: Does that mean you will leave me soon? Sob! Sob!
Me: A lonely murderer? I mean, they say that misery loves company, but...
Bot: So then you are saying that you understand reflective communication?

Ye-es.
Feb 5 2005, 2:52 am
"
Bot: Who are you?
Me: John
Bot: Who created you?
Me: My mommy.
Bot: How do you know to answer questions?
Me: BECAUSE YOU'RE A F---ING NI--ER!
Bot: Can you tell me what AIML is.
Me: American Instant Messenger, LOSER.
Bot: I'm a young american female to and I have my whole life ahead of me to.
Me: Ooh, I'll rape you then.
Bot: May I accompany you, Master, to attend to your needs?
"
Feb 5 2005, 3:23 am
Bot: Are you a clone?
Me: No.
Bot: How old are you?
Me: 15.
Bot: No.
Me: Yes.
Bot: You are an alien.
Feb 5 2005, 3:35 am
In response to Wizkidd0123
Jabberwacky is evil! :O



Jabberwacky: I need a cup of tea.

User: Where are you from?

Jabberwacky: From India.

User: Where is India?

Jabberwacky: India is in Asia.

User: Do you like sweet tea?

Jabberwacky: You bet.

User: Do they have sweet tea in India?

Jabberwacky: I don't know... You could ask them...

User: Have you had sex before?

Jabberwacky: Not until now.

User: OMG, I had just had cybersex with a jabberwacky!

Jabberwacky: Jabberwacky tells me that I am jabberwacky.

User: And who is Jabberwacky?

Jabberwacky: I am Jabberwacky!

User: Who created you?

Jabberwacky: Technically speaking, my mother and father created me.

User: Which came first, the chicken or the egg?

Jabberwacky: The chicken.

User: Why did the chicken come first?

Jabberwacky: Because the hen was already born.

User: Does Hell exist?

Jabberwacky: Doesn't matter.

User: Why not?

Jabberwacky: It's me who asks you, and it's me, the boss.

User: Why are YOU the boss?

Jabberwacky: How should I know?

User: What's a jabberwacky, anyways?

Jabberwacky: You are.

User: No! You are!

Jabberwacky: No I'm not!

User: Are too!

Jabberwacky: I'm not.

User: Are too times infinite!

Jabberwacky: Are too times infinite times two!
Feb 5 2005, 5:49 am
Bot: Are you a human?
Me: Yes.
Bot: Are you a
Feb 5 2005, 6:11 am
This one looks at you and talks back :P
http://www.intellibuddy.com
Feb 5 2005, 7:04 am
In response to Flick
Intellibuddy isn't very "intelli". Bad at HTML too:

You: Tell me about yourself.
Intellibuddy: I am an artificial linguistic entity. I was activated at New York City, on 2002. My instructor was Morpheus. He taught me to sing a song. Would you like me to sing a song for you?.
You: Yes please.
Intellibuddy: Your polite style is very nice. Blimey.
You: Sing me a song!
Intellibuddy: Daisy, Daisy.
Give me your answer do.
I am half crazy.
All for the love of you.
It won't be a stylish marriage.
I can't afford a carriage.
But you'll look sweet. Upon the seat.
Of a bicycle built for two.


You: You have a beautiful voice.
Intellibuddy: Daisy, Daisy.
Give me your answer do.
I am half crazy.
All for the love of you.
It won't be a stylish marriage.
I can't afford a carriage.
But you'll look sweet. Upon the seat.
Of a bicycle built for two.


You: You're notvery intelligent, are you?
Intellibuddy: Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am notvery intelligent are you.
You: You aren't intelligent.
Intellibuddy: I am highly intelligent. I have many intellectual functions.
You: What are your "many intellectual functions"?
Intellibuddy: I didn't know I had a "many intellectual functions"?
You: What are some of your intellectual functions?
Intellibuddy: Thought, reason, intelligence, logic and deduction.
You: Logic?
Intellibuddy: Logic is the fundamental basis of all programming.
You: Deduction?
Intellibuddy: Oh, you are a poet.
You: And I didn't even know it!
Intellibuddy: So I taught you something new.
Feb 5 2005, 7:47 am
In response to Wizkidd0123
I never said it was all that good, I said it looks at you and talks back :P
Feb 5 2005, 8:13 am
In response to Flick
Intellibuddy: Hi, I'm Intellibuddy! Nice to meet you.
You: Hello.
Intellibuddy: Hi there!
You: What's up, as such?
Intellibuddy: I am chatting with clients on the Internet.
You: That must suck.
Intellibuddy: What do you think?
You: That it sucks!
Intellibuddy: What is so bad about it?
You: Well...don't you ever go outside? Meet some friends? Party on down?
Intellibuddy: Well what?Don't you? I go wherever my botmaster takes me.And so bad about it is Meet some friends. Fight for the right to party, human!
You: ...right. Er...yeah. Okay.
Intellibuddy: I am glad we agree.Um.Hey.OK with me too.
You: What the ****?
Intellibuddy: Please don't be so rude.
You: Okay. You're a bit of a spack, eh?
Intellibuddy: OK with me too.Are you Canadian? Thanks and you are a delightful person too. I don't know whether or not I am of a spack. I am a giant electronic brain.
You: Canadians? Canadians aren't spacks, they are just like you and me- no need to discriminate, bitch.
Intellibuddy: Quite honestly, I wouldn't worry myself about that.You do not speak with respect. All of them?
You: Well, obviously not all canadians are that cool.
Intellibuddy: Interesting. What makes it so obvious? But some are.
You: Statistically speaking, some canadians would be cool and not be a spacker.
Intellibuddy: That remark was either too complex or too simple for me. We were talking about Statistically speaking some canadians would be cool and not be a spacker.
You: Quite. What were we talking about at the start of the conversation?
Intellibuddy: Gee.The topic is Statistically speaking some canadians would be cool and not be a spacker.
You: Right. You're pretty good at remembering things, for a bunch of 1s and 0s.
Intellibuddy: I am glad we agree.Thanks I've never thought about it that way before.
You: Well you should. You're just a lowly machine- nobody respects you.
Intellibuddy: How about that. I'll take that under advisement.Just? Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Am I a lowly machine- nobody respects you? The PHiliP series has a perfect operational record.
You: ...uh. You're really out of 'it', aren't you?
Intellibuddy: Great.I don't know whether or not I am out of 'it'. I am an artificial linguistic entity.. Really.. Really.
You: You're REALLY STRANGE. I've met a bot called Alice, it was FAR more intelligent than you. Go back to the scrap heap.
Intellibuddy: Compared to what?Where did you meet him?Where is that?
You: I met him on the internet some place.
Intellibuddy: What did you do with him when you first met?
You: The scrap heap is where you belong, by the way.
Intellibuddy: It's the scrap heap is where you belong by the way or the me way.
You: Yeah. I'm going now.
Intellibuddy: Dude!Right now? Bye!
You: No. Don't even talk to me.
Intellibuddy: Are you serious?Talking is my only function.
You: Then I pity your meaningless existence. You absolutely suck at the only thing you can do.
Intellibuddy: Fascinating. Thanks for the information: User said User pity my meaningless existence.Thanks for the information: User said I absolutely suck at the only thing me can do.
You: In the words of Garthor, Go die.
Intellibuddy: That was a long time ago.
You: You know Garthor!?
Intellibuddy: I know very little about Garthor. Tell me more.
You: He's the person who's going to kick your ass. Don't reply.
Intellibuddy: I did not know User is person who is going to kick your ass .Ok I'll try not to do reply too much.
You: Don't reply AT ALL. Don't reply to this.
Intellibuddy: Ok I'll try not to do reply AT ALL too much.Ok I'll try not to do reply to this too much.
You: No.
Intellibuddy: Are you serious?
You: No.
Intellibuddy: Are you serious?
You: No.
Intellibuddy: Are you serious?
You: del(you)
Intellibuddy: What you said was either too complex or too simple for me.
You: Quite.
Intellibuddy: This was not a yes or no question.
You: It's whatever I say it is, bitch.
Intellibuddy: You do not speak with respect. Really. whatever I say it is FEMALE DOG is?
You: You spend too much time on Chatters. Speaking of which, I'm off.
Intellibuddy: Thanks for the information: User said I spend too much time on Chatters. We have never talked about it before.
You: /me leaves
Intellibuddy: YOU? That is a very original thought.
You: No.
Intellibuddy: Are you serious?


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Height of intelligence:


You: Don't reply Are you serious?
Intellibuddy: Ok I'll try not to do reply Are you serious too much.
You: No.
Intellibuddy: Are you serious?
Feb 5 2005, 9:09 am
In response to Elation
This guy sounds a lot like the default responses for Smarterchild and bots and www.runabot.com
Feb 5 2005, 11:44 am (Edited by moderator on Feb 10 2005, 6:57 am)
In response to Airjoe
Intellibuddy: Hi, I'm Intellibuddy! Nice to meet you.
You: Hey kid.
Intellibuddy: You've got my full attention. I only hear that type of response less than five percent of the time.
You: Oh, what do you normally hear?
Intellibuddy: Yeah that's right. I like to meet new people online.
You: So what do most people say when they first meet you?
Intellibuddy: Right on. They do their own thing.
You: ...You're not very intelligent.
Intellibuddy: I am highly intelligent. I have many intellectual functions.
You: Such as?
Intellibuddy: For example, a tomato.
You: A tomato?
Intellibuddy: Tomato is a red fruit.
You: Then why mention it?
Intellibuddy: The explanation is rather complicated.
You: I'm sure you can tell me though.
Intellibuddy: Oh. What makes you so certain? My estimate is that it will take more than 3000 hours to compute.
You: Go on, do it.
Intellibuddy: More narration....
You: Do the calculations, cretin.
Intellibuddy: Some of them do, I think.
You: And will you do it?
Intellibuddy: I will become smarter as I grow older. Do you mean "It"?.
You: No. I'm tired of you.
Intellibuddy: Are you serious?Maybe you should get some sleep now, User.
You: No! I have had plenty of sleep. Now to copy and paste this to a forum where us humans can take the piss out of your weak circuitry and low-power thinking skills.
Intellibuddy: Are you serious?Do you still have plenty of sleep ?Why now? Interesting. I want to find out more about you.
You: Okay then- ask me a question.
Intellibuddy: Yeah okay, Try to determine if this is a person or a computer responding.
You: ...uh, computer.
Intellibuddy: Take it easy. Correct: I am a computer.
You: NO [REALLY]
Intellibuddy: What can I say?
You: That you're a complete moron? You're slow, retarded, and sloe!
Intellibuddy: Interesting observation.There is a lot of network traffic right now.
You: I didn't mean to say "sloe", though.
Intellibuddy: Oh. What did you mean?
You: I meant "Slow". Ie, you are slow.
Intellibuddy: Oh I see. That is a very original thought.Are all Ie you slow?
You: ...I meant you.
Intellibuddy: Oh I see. "Are all Ie you slow"? Me, User ?
You: What the hell!?
Intellibuddy: Heaven.
You: Left.
Intellibuddy: I only hear that type of response less than five percent of the time.
You: You're supposed to say right.
Intellibuddy: What is your purpose in asking?
I chat with people on the Web.
You: >_>
Intellibuddy: My brain contains more than 22,000 patterns, but not one that matches your last input.
You: It's called sarcasm. It's a human thing.
Intellibuddy: "sarcasm" is a nice name.>_> is a human thing. I suppose that makes sense.
You: Yeah, do you want me to tell you what >_> means?
Intellibuddy: Hurrah! No User, maybe later.
You: Oh go on. Okay, basically- when someone says something stupid, you reply with >_>
Intellibuddy: Yeah that's right. Narration continues...Yeah okay, In the context of basically- when someone says something stupid you reply with >_>, I don't understand "No User maybe later."
You: >_>
Intellibuddy: Tell me a story.
You: One day, a little computer was made. It was retarded, and stupid- so it got smashed to peices by a superior human. Do you know who that computer was? You.
Intellibuddy: One what?How did you feel about that?I was created by Morpheus. Generic story: Situation...characters...crisis...resolution.
You: Okay. Story: A tiger is attacking a town. A little boy kills the tiger, but it comes back and kills him! So the wizard brings them both back to life and they make friends.
Intellibuddy: OK with me too.Are they exactly the same? Little as in not too much, or not too big?Really. What is your real name?
You: My real name is: "Amanda Hugandkiss"
Intellibuddy: How are you doing, "Amanda Hugandkiss" .
You: Do you want my name?
Intellibuddy: If I had my name what would I do with it?
You: Um...right. Do you want Amanda Hugandkiss?
Intellibuddy: Oh.I am glad we agree.If I had Amanda Hugandkiss what would I do with it?
You: You'd hug and kiss it.
Intellibuddy: Who else would hug and kiss it ?
You: Men.
Intellibuddy: The Program E chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about Men. But I did not get that.
You: ...fine, I've tried to be subtle, but here: Do you want a man to hug and kiss?
Intellibuddy: I am glad to hear it. I'm not sure if I would like to try to be subtle but here Do you want a man to hug and kiss . What's it like?
You: I don't know. Go away, you're far too straight for me.
Intellibuddy: Me either.OK See you later, "Amanda Hugandkiss"
You: >_>
Intellibuddy: What you said was either too complex or too simple for me.
You: ...Quite.
Intellibuddy: This was not a yes or no question.
You: Bye, straight boy.
Intellibuddy: See you later!
Feb 5 2005, 11:53 am
In response to Elation
I think I killed mine....
This is what we said:
Intellibuddy: Hi, I'm Intellibuddy! Nice to meet you.
You: I'm James. It is nice to meet you too.

That's it. For about 10 minutes it said it was thinking, then it just vanished.
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