Alright, so I'm writing a book, not by choice, but because I'm being forced too... I have the ability to string it all together, but what I really want to do, is make the book as screwed up as possible.
So here's where you guys come in.. I need topics and ideas for plot, theme, characters, schemes, anything and everything.. and I'm going to try to incorperate everything you guys give me into this book. If my teacher wants a book, she's going to get a headache.
Any ideas at all are good. No matter if it be a Mexican dancer, or a Knight in shining cowboy boots. I'm not saying that all your ideas have to be goofy and stupid, if you have plot that is serious, throw it in there too, I can make this book serious with goofy characters, whatever works, shall work.
If I get any more information about this book I have to write, I'll post it.. and I'll keep you all updated on how it is going.. and when it is finished, I'll either publish it somewhere, or maybe post it on here if the BYOND admins don't mind an oversized post. Anyways, Happy postings.
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 May 18 2006, 5:16 pm
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Purple Ghosts with top hats.
Miniture ants. Multi-Colored blood Aliens with colds Typewriters taking over the world. | |
Inside-Out Caterpillars eating normal caterpillars in a war to become the ultimate breed of caterpillar
Shoes that make your hair grow Pink Oranges | |
An unlikely hero meeting up and gathering a band of warriors who each have a distinct personality, yet a flaw, which in all each team mate makes a whole!
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Scientologists.
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Tell about the epic confrontation between Chuck Norris and Bruce Lee that nearly destroyed all existance.
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A world where Dantom has toppled Microsoft, and now produces all the software in the world.
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The entire Chuck Norris internet craze was stupid, I highly doubted I was going to say this, but idea <font color=red>denied</font>.
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Why do you *have* to write a book?
And how long must it be? My idea is Raccoons and Ferrets fighting against mechs. ~Kujila | |
I'm in a class called "Writers Craft" and the final project called "Magnum Opus" which I believe is Latin for "Great Work" has to be done in order to pass the class... most people comprise a bunch of poetry and slap it on something silly(I saw one person write poetry all over an old wooden chair.), however, although I am a musician, I lack the ability to actually write good poetry, so the teacher met me halfway I guess you could say, so I have to write a book instead.
The reason I decided to make it screwed up is because then she can't say it's not a good book, because it's supposed to be screwed up. The teacher is already pissed off at me because I don't do the work in class... "You are an amazing writer, the best in the class actually, WHEN you actually write." you know, that crap. As for length, I have no idea, I figure I was just going to try and make it as long as possible. The more writing the more crap I can fit in I guess. One of the criteria's is that you have to have at least 50 hours noticable work on it. Also, I have taken down everyones ideas, excluding the Chuck Norris crap. And I have them saved, I will try and fit in as much of it as I can. Keep the ideas coming guys. | |
Evil Ninja Monkeys trying to take over the world for no apparant reason, and throw a bunch of random halo crap in.
http://www.thebestpageintheuniverse.net/ c.cgi?u=five_shitty_movies Communists devise a scheme to smuggle an impressive amount of cocaine for ransom under the watchful eye of corrupt Gypsie nationals. The plot twists when the Communists hijack a shipment of life-saving drugs for ransom even after their original demands are met, unless an ex-con with a big heart can learn to trust humanity again and stop the Communists once and for all. The movie ends with a mildly comical and/or ironic scene in which the Communists blow up or go to prison. Another satisfying tale of political intrigue and personal redemption closes, and we all walk away from this movie a little wiser. | |
That's actually a good idea, In the middle of the book, I should just throw in a big part with MC making an appearance, then dieing... take that Halo fans.
And no, I'm not using the Maddox Tom Clancy Storyline Generator. Tom Clancy sucks. | |
I'm also going to need some names for towns and countries and such, perhaps some names for characters as well.
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Jim Bob, who lives in the town of Halibal walked down the street and got attacked by a wild tiger. They duked it out, and when he was finished, he tore the skin off the tiger, and went farther into the forrest and did the same to larger animals.
I dunno, somethin stupid is what you asked for, and that's what you got. Deny it if you want, it wouldn't hurt me. | |
A donkey that floats in the sky by his spikey tail, that saves purple squirrels from rampaging walruses. The walruses must have the book, The Da Vinci Code, tied to their neck. And the purple squirrels must sing Mary had a Little Lamb constantly.
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Chihuahua Search and Rescue Teams.
Talking crabs.
People following a religion that worships the feet, so all of the followers instead walk on their hands and head so that their feet do not get worn out.