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A suicide note left by a troubled South Florida teen has sparked a extensive investigation into the meaning or identity of "kthxbai".

The parents of the teen have expressed nothing but puzzlement at the bizarre signature supposedly left by their son of seventeen years. "[our son] was always a good kid." The boys mother said during an interview, "though he did spend all of his time sitting at his computer".

The case, which was originally concluded to be an obvious suicide, has recently been re-opened after the parents demanded a more in-depth investigation considering the seemingly random group of letters the teen used to sign his final farewell.

"At first we thought it was some kind of 'word jumble' our boy left us in his final farewell", said the boys father, "We spent two weeks trying to figure it out, but it led us no where."

Extensive Investigation
The Miami Police Dept. have enlisted the assistance of their computer crimes task force to find out if there is more to this situation than a standard suicide.

"This is one of the harder tasks that we've dealt with here, simply because the only person who knows
what these letters, [kthxbai], mean has taken this knowledge to the grave", states Felicia Reven, lead detective of the Computer Crimes Task Force in Miami.

Currently, the Miami P.D. has five Detectives from the Computer Crime Task Force utilizing the majority of their high-tech machines to track down and decipher the 'code', and they estimate that it could take up to six weeks before they see any results.

For now, authorities are asking that anyone with any knowledge about the meaning or identity of "kthxbai" to please come forward. Any information on the case can be direct to the Miami Police Dept.
Sources please, otherwise this doesn't seem believable.
If this is even remotly real then "kthxbai" can mean "ok, thanks bye."
ROFL: Please post link to original; all I get is copypasta.



~Kujila
This would have been funny if it was true, but it's not. So you fail.

kthxbai
In response to Popisfizzy
Popisfizzy wrote:
Sources please, otherwise this doesn't seem believable.

You're telling me you think they're believable with sources? Even then anything at can be false.

It's still funny. All we need is Carlos Mencia to step in with a "DEE DEE DEE!"
In response to Evil-Inuyasha
You excpect me to belive that its just idiotic! For one thing the boy had no reason to kill himself and another thing why would he leave kthxbai its just highly unbelivable lets the "Miami PD" Deal with it if it was true, cause as far I'm concerned this is another hoax.
In response to Miran94
The real idiots are the ones that believe this is real.

Currently, the Miami P.D. has five Detectives from the Computer Crime Task Force utilizing the majority of their high-tech machines to track down and decipher the 'code', and they estimate that it could take up to six weeks before they see any results.

For now, authorities are asking that anyone with any knowledge about the meaning or identity of "kthxbai" to please come forward. Any information on the case can be direct to the Miami Police Dept.

A simple Google search for "kthxbai" turns up the Urban dictionary reference of what it means. Paired toghether with that they're "calling anyone with any knowledge" (they'd obviously search on Google) and the fact that they're utilizing even one of their "high-tech machines" proves it's a hoax.

-- Data
In response to Evil-Inuyasha
Evil-Inuyasha wrote:
You're telling me you think they're believable with sources?

Um, yes? The reason why people expect a source is so they can inspect THAT to determine if it's fake or not.
In response to Evil-Inuyasha
Evil-Inuyasha wrote:
All we need is Carlos Mencia to step in with a "DEE DEE DEE!

Or, y'know, a different joke from someone who is funny.