My man Dirty had the buddha just to put me in my right mind I rhyme stoned, drop jewels and bright lines Sight dimes wit' slight closed eyes, I'm slight so pa Ma you ain't that girl at giving throat so bye F it I'm bi-po-la, took shorty to the backroom Play charades, she actin like a vacuum Showed her to the door before the afternoon She fell hard on the floor, so you know that she'll be back soon Fake MC's get their reps ruined Young villain hop up on the track then the track doomed Click-clack-boom, resurrecting Boom-Bap from the tombs Raps dope like crack in cocoons Back in this mood, back on the move It's the motherfucking real, nigga chill act cool Pay respect to the cat Drew And I'm way too blessed to be throwing shots at you | |
I am just a kitten,
Hardly fit my mittens Much too small, I figure, One day I'll be bigger One day I'll be all grown up and strong But till then I'll just purr and sing along and go | |
The itsy-bitsy RIPPER MAN5
Climbed up the water spout Down came the rain And washed the RIPPER MAN5 out Out came the sun And dried up all the rain And the itsy-bitsy RIPPER MAN5 Climbed up the spout again | |
Grab your jutsus when you see Empac,
Call the mods when you see Empac, Tried to delete my post, but the problem wasn't solved, Now you 'bout to feel the wrath of a frog, My ninjas gon hit em up, | |
Yup that is right I own that spout!
I want chicken I want liver Meow Mix Meow Mix Please Deliver | |
Sluts, sluts, so many sluts.
It must be fuggin' Christmas in here. So many sluts. So many sluts. Sluts in the cupboard, sluts in the 'fridge. Sluts in the oven, sluts in the bed. Damn it's great being a pimp. | |
Illuminati tryin' to read my mind with a eagle eye And the haze got me thinkin', why We killed Osama and plenty innocent people died We should see the signs, but we Stevie blind No disrespect to the man or the legend, but I'm sick and tired of askin' my brethren if It all ends in 2011 Would God come through or would he actually forget us? Cause, apocalypse is getting closer But they're more focused on that lil youth sippin' soda Fuck the sugar act, niggas out pushin' crack And I lost my father figure because of that | |
Cat hair on the bedspread,
Cat hair on the chair. Cat hair in the casserole, Cat hair EVERYWHERE | |
Roses are red
Violets are blue I want to shit on you. | |
Four in the morning, and I'm zoning They say I'm possessed, it's an omen I keep it 300, like the Romans 300 bitches, where the Trojans? Baby we living in the moment I've been a menace for the longest But I ain't finished, I'm devoted And you know it, and you know it | |
I call this poem Naruto
for its deep message, yo. It's like totally rad and not in the least bit bad. I'm not sure why I'm writing, but you guys started this rhyming. Peanuts. | |
Roses are red,
Violets are blue, I got a shotgun, So get in my van. | |
Roses are blue
Violets are red they call me peanuts because thats my middle name. OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH | |
Ripper man5 wrote:
I am just a kitten, I am just a zombie i eat kittens for fun i wait until they are all grown up it makes a better snack then the small ones so see you in two years inside of my stomach. OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH | |
Time for a HERO,
to come in on you; yo. HAIL MARY in your arms, like so. Harpy Eagle larger than Teka Mafia Co. Rip your eyes out until you have ZERO(in case you're a spider or something with 60 eyes.). I was once a hitman, they called me Santa Claus like 'Ho Ho Hooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo'. Took your OHHHHHHHH and flipped it on you, son. Get wrecked. | |
This escalated quickly.
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NNAAAAHH wrote:
Time for a HERO, Holy shit let me get my shotgun wait they're only eagles useless animals represent our country never. Let me get my fucking rocket launcher killing em am on a combo streak bigger then Teka hitting a P-Bag. Nigga this war ends today. OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH | |
Oh, so pretty,
I feel pretty and witty and bright!
And I pity
Any girl who isn't me tonight.
I feel charming,
Oh, so charming
It's alarming how charming I feel!
And so pretty
That I hardly can believe I'm real.
See the pretty girl in that mirror there:
Who can that attractive girl be?
Such a pretty face,
Such a pretty dress,
Such a pretty smile,
Such a pretty me!
I feel stunning
And entrancing,
Feel like running and dancing for joy,
For I'm loved
By a pretty wonderful boy!