Rant and massive walls of text in cumming.

Chocolate, roses, and rejection. I bloody love it.

But i hate it. Things sprout from this day and time of year that i would rather choose to forget. Things like love stories. I hate love stories almost as much as i hate you, person reading this stupid blog where i rant and rage about how stupid love story subplots taking up to much time in my favorite books.

Okay so there was this one book i read forever ago about werewolves n stuff it had some legit coolness to it, and a path laid out for the main character to follow. But she falls in love with some lame wimpy human who is apparently some scrub that actually will end up screwing over her whole werewolves awesomeness, and instead of straight up murdering him and everyone of the bloody bastards she helps them. HELPS THEM!?! wut. Then they end up being forced into their wolf forms until they die ._. But who cares right? at least the "alpha" male and alpha female gets to be together and make millions of pups right? right?

How about this other book about a murderous assassin that spends 90% of the books not killing people. Even though they already established the fact that she's the most feared assassin. When she actually does assassinate someone the useless love interest of a prince (and the other useless love interest of a princess) wets his willy over it. The first chapter of the first book sets up what would have easily been my favorite book of all time. With the assassin (Who was enslaved after being betrayed, captured, and broken) thinking up ways to kill the prince with the shackles binding her. Then doesnt kill him when he falls in love with her and walks around her room without guards and even sleeps in her bed with her. But why didnt she kill him? It would have been perfect pay back to the king who enslaved her. Yeah well she apparently was in love with him even though she knew it would never work (then ended up breaking up with him and dirtyed the sheets with his best friend effectively destroying their friendship). I wanted a book about assassins, and sneakyness. Why oh why is there a love subplot :C?

That last one probably didnt cut it. How about a book about a female warrior fighting to free her people from enslavement of a sadistic ruler who wishes to destroy everything about her and her people. I was so thrilled. Until she spends 90% of the book whinning and complaining about not wanting to be forced to marry a very likeable character of a prince who so obviously wants to marry her and they are perfect for each other. The fact that i can even type that with a straight face means that im not going to get the war like awesomeness of a female warrior who has to kick everyone's anoose to prove she's a lara croft. Oh oh that's not the worst part she's actually in love with the unlikeable other prince who so happens to be the leader of her people. Yay right? A love triangle in a book about saving a race of people from extinction.

A rich female genius trying to solve the mystery of her parents death. Kind of hard to do when you are the prime suspect i mean after all everyone believes you are capable of doing it and it's so perfect that it basically screams your very personality. That's not the only mystery there is a mystery of how she became so smart in the first place. She's an emotionless charismatic robot thats so imperfect that the very contradictions themselves are perfect. Oh and apparently her parents sent her to a psycho house for running away with some guy she only knew for about 5 minutes. Whaaaaaaaat? She's supposed to be a super genius why would you run away with some random anoose wipe? Why???? Love. -_-. But that was all in the past right? Actually the first book was very controlled when it comes to this whole love thing. Her love was a mystery and she was trying to figure it out. While at the same time forgetting to take her magic vitamins that give her the ability (or inability) to express emotions like the good perfect little girl she's supposed to be and end up having massive emotional break downs. No the first book was near perfect. It's the sequels that made me groan of dispear. Okay so the first sequel had many different subplots thankfully not about horny teenage drama for example the dead girl in a park, exotic poisonous wild life appearing in the apartments rich people want to live in. Dead parents not leaving enough money to deal with their lawsuits and an uncle they never heard of before from a grandmother who leaves the children billions of dollars. But wait the love subplot what about it? Well you see the guy suing their family bussiness that makes trillions of dollars by making asian kids into the stereotype that we have been accustomed to by now yeah well he's the father of the guy female detective chicken dish had the hots for. Then the next sequel after they finally get together what is it they do? (Btw at this point they are in paris the city of love) yeah they dirty the sheets. Woooooooooooo... totally not out of character or anything. Then the dude turns around and gets in the pants of female detective robot's best friend... the same best friend who was doing questionable things with detective robot's twin brother.....................................................

Well ET stop reading books with female main protagonists then. Oh okay. How about this. dystopian world (dystopian? yeah uhh no) where the sun actually finally expands and screws the earth completely over. Causing massive radiation waves & stuff the things that usually happen without an atmosphere. And these goverment nuts make these little areas meant to imitate tropical rainforests or something. Anyway only a select few are allowed to get in and super dorky lame anoose wipe of a main character (Who is male mind you) was one of the few choosen to go into one for a couple months or something. At first i was like what is this some sort of slice of life nonsense in a ruined earth? No actually it had some air of mystery to it, but in the first idk 3 chapters the main character already falls in love... typical male protagonists. The dude actually nearly drowns to :D. Anyway things move on he discovers he has gills and can breathe underwater n stuff (but not before a couple chapters of painful gill awakening processes) and aparently others have them to and it's kind of a secret among them oh and the chick he has the hots for has them as well to no one's surprise. So then things move along atlantean nonsense talk start to happen and a choosen few and adventure and stuff and flying boats with mobojumbo technology that doesnt exist then turns out the girl he has the hots for isnt one of the choosen few because she couldnt hear gaia. YAAAAAAY??? Finnaly wooooo. Well next book he starts to have the hots for a lusty blonde who aparently is one of the few and he starts to cheat on his other lady friend because why not? love triangle e.e. Then it turns out the blonde actually isnt one of them and the other chick who wasnt before actually is. What a coincedence. Right? Right? and they make out while flying into the sunset and i never bothered wasting my time with the sequel.

Yeah that's probably why i don't read a lot of books with male main protagonist. Now here's an example of where the love subplot actually doesnt end up destroying everything to the ground (until in later sequels). So a super volcanoe goes nuts and rocks start falling from the sky and ash blocks out the sun and death and raiders and death and traveling and death lots and lots of death. And apocalypse. Okay so this guys parents went to see their uncle and he didnt go with and then the cataclysmic event happens and heends up being trapped in a house with a homosexual male couple (i really do feel sorry for him). Anyway some raiders broke into their house with guns and stuff and one of the digusting dudes killed one and the main protagonist freaks out and leaves. Then he decides to go to his uncle. Problem is ash is falling from the sky and ash is covering the ground and he doesnt have a car, and bikes wont ride good in ash but skis work fine. So he skis accross covering his mouth with a wet cloth that gets dry every couple minutes that makes him use some of his precious fresh water (river had ash in it to yay). Eventually he comes accross this escape convict with an axe and a pork (because food!) Well the "bad guy" ends up chopping a good sized chunk out of our main protagonist and he runs away to lick his wounds but ends up passing out right next to a couple of friendlys on a self sustained farm. Conveince!!!!! or however you spell it. Yeah those friendlys are both female a mother and a daughter and the father is well dead and has been so before the end of the world. This is the point when you know the love heroine was going to get introduced well because the main protagonist got a eretion<- flagged when she was patching him up. So some things happened murder dude comes back and kills girl's mother with a shotgun but he ends up being killed by main protagonist because main hero knows some sort of kara foo or something. So they travel together for a while. And ended up falling in love. In like a week. A WEEK? Eh theyr teenagers what do you expect. So they make it to his uncles farm after some nonsense or something uncle didnt approve of their relationship but you know what? Theyve been traveling together at this point for basically a month alone in the apocalypse and had to kill a pig and the rabbit was killed by an anoose wipe that poor rabbit and that really messed them up in the head and now they feel like adults and that they could do what they want and they ignore what the uncle was doing and he caught them but ended up giving in and letting the sleep together even giving them a little thing to stop the girl from getting knocked up and why do i feel like this has nothing to do with bad subplots? Well because 90% of the book was about them and their relationship and how it was building up to the point where they get to the uncle's farm and it was brilliant the unbrilliant part was when they left in the sequel to find the guys parents since they left to look for him and the girl got captured by canibals who would surely -censor- and -censor- and finnaly eat her before they ever get her back anyway he finds his parents and risked his parents life trying to get the girl back. I mean wow. He cared more for that girl (awesome as she is) more than his parents. And then his father dies and his mother goes nuts they ended up returning with the girl and then the sequel we shall never speak of is released where they get their hands chopped off.

That last part was a terrible example and these have become increasingly longer. But you get the point right? I mean if you're reading up to this point obviously you don't so let me explain with this other book in a less witty fashion. A science experiment that escaped with other science experiments now living in a mountain side when these wolf human hybrids (basically werewolves) attack their peaceful lives. Turns out these experiments have wings and can kick some serious -censor- One of them is captured now they travel back into the hell they escaped so many years before to get her back. Awesome right? Then you look at the group. 3 female, 3 male. one female (the youngest female) is captured so 2 female, 3 male. 1 14 yr old female 2 14 yr old male 1 12 yr old female and 1 8 year old male. One of the 14 yr old males is blind. That's where the problem comes in see. That means that our main protagonistic heroine with a stubborn tom boy who dislike anything to do with romance is going to end up with the dark haired dark eyed dark cloth wearing black winged anoose wipe.The signs are all over. Effectively ruining the character when in the last book she ends up pregers with his child. At 17 years old. Mind you she dislikes anything to do with that sort of thing and pushes it all away. Then a gear shift in one of the many sequels ended up having her kiss him (Actually that was book 2... wow). To make matters worse she always considered herself to be a mother figure to them all. I think i just puked in my mouth what what happened to the kick anoose heroine who wasnt going to take any sort of feces from anything? Ruined! RUINED. She ends up whinning crying and falling apart all because of some stupid love interest i don't want to read that i want to read her kicking the snot out of other experiments sent to capture her...

There was this one book that was effectively the greatest book of all time. Until i read the other half of it. It got so bad that i simply couldnt read any more. Why? because of a love plot. So we have a family living a modest life in a desert like place when suddenly these "people" come along attacks their little home and steals her brother oh yeah and her father dies. Leaving the only family she has left is her little sister. And she hates her little sister. And i loved that about her. She didnt want anything to do with her sister she wanted her twin brother back and would easily abandoned her whinny little sister behind to die. Anyway she tavels to find out what happened to her brother (Oh yeah and she has a super cool crow pet that seems to understand english n stuff) anyway she ends up with a woman who delivered her little sister (She hates her little sister because it was during her childbirth that their mother died). Then we have this awesome journey of exploring a broken earth and getting captured by slavers and being forced to fight amongst other slaves for entertainment of people, and awesome fighting and mad max like awesomeness. But it was at that point you would effectively reach the middle of the book. And that one page you knew everything was going to go downhill. The main protagonist the same one who fought and fought and traveled and fought and was dead set on finding her brother without distraction and hated her sister to the point that she would leave her to die. The same one who nearly murdered another girl during a match blushed... It was so out of character and the reason she blushed was because another male looked at her. That's all he did was look her up and down when she was entering the field to do something. I started crying then. So some other things happened and then she enters a burning building to save him. I stopped crying and started using language that got me grounded for half a year. Then some anime level walking into shower scene type nonsense started happening and he making her care about her little sister. At that point i just deleted the book. It turned so mushy that she started having "girl talks" with some other warrior bad anoose type females and i just couldnt take it.

So this blog is nearly over and i ranted a lot in my own little way. More than likely i expect this blog to be swallowed because i wrote something bad in there somewhere. Sooo





Happy Valentines day and i hope you don't ruin your characters with love stories.



Screw valentines day i hate it >:l.

<3 u all.