I made some progress today with the hot chick.

I held the door open for her as she was walking into the break area. Then I stared at her butt for 5 or so seconds before I went back to doing whatever it was I was supposed to be doing.

One step closer to her being my wife. Amirite?

And then the backup wife came in at 3:00 PM and I totally got a chance to be her knight in shining armor. She was too short to reach a hat on a shelf, and she asked me to grab it for her. I got it down and she smiled and said "Thanks so much". Any time a girl smiles and says "Thanks so much" that's a clear sign you're going to be in bed with her within the next few days.

Oh and by backup wife, I mean if things don't work out with the super hot chick, I'll fall back on this chick and make her my wife. If the plan B wife doesn't work out either, I'll just have to settle with the girl with the humpback and mustache that works down in the cafe.

A.T.H.K wrote:

EmpirezTeam wrote:

I just got hired as the backend website whatever dude at Barnes and Noble.

You mean, you just enter book serial numbers, titles, categories and descriptions. Right?

Have fun with that "backend website whatever dude".

Actually the job description was pretty off. At the interview they told me I would be a backend website dude/consultant. However, I'm doing that as well as processing orders, updating the inventory of the store, packaging, and am also expected to help on the floor as well with helping people find/sell books, and stocking our general merchandise and clothing areas. Which is fine, I like doing a thousand different things, because the more they have me do the more I can load my resume with.

It also helps to work at a book store when you're writing a novel. 2 managers already said they're going to find a way to help me sell my book there when it's finished. I also have access to a crap ton of mangas here. We've got everything from Full Metal Alchemist to Attack on Titan. I just grab whichever one I feel like flipping through on my breaks. If we want to purchase them, we get a 35% discount which stacks with coupons and sale events as well. I can buy manga or any other book I need for dirt cheap.

It beats the crap out of my last job ( washing dishes and taking out garbage ). My managers don't breathe down my neck, they actually walk right past me like I don't even exist most of the time, which is exactly how I like it. Also, because I work at a B&N college, I'm actually working alongside a lot of college students, some of which are pretty damn hot. One of them looks exactly like a Victoria Secret model. I tried to be covert but unfortunately I think she caught me staring at her... assets. Instead of getting mad though, she introduced herself and shook my hand, so perhaps she wants the D? IDK. Anyway, we also have a Starbucks built into our store on the first floor, so immediate access to tea and cookies if I ever need it ( which is also all discounted by 30-35% ). Everyone also does their fair share of work. No lazies going on 2-hour lunch breaks or calling in sick every other day like my last job.

Basically what I'm saying is, if I haven't passed you yet, watch me catch up now.

Meanwhile Kumo is jumping from making bread and baked foodstuffs to being your friendly neighborhood convenience store clerk at minimum wage.

Work at an Amazon Warehouse if you were thinking of a new way to kill yourself.

EmpirezTeam wrote:

whoa is this the new byond update does isometric finally work

Make sure you shove like 10 of those new 8 inch fire hdx tablets in your bookbag before you quit. That'll teach em