This thing is quite intelligent...But I did find a flaw in it by saying Ahah alot.. :P
http://www.titane.ca/concordia/dfar251/igod/main.html
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 Dec 21 2005, 6:33 pm (Edited on Dec 21 2005, 7:38 pm)
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Me:
Who killed God God: I think the lone gunman acted alone. Me: so your dead? God: Groovy. No I am a living entity. Me: but you just said you were killed by the lone gunman God: I don't know whether or not I am killed by the lone gunman. I am an artificial linguistic entity. Me: Why God: Because. Me: (Me: Who killed God God:I think the lone gunman acted alone. Me: so your dead? God:Groovy. No I am a living entity. Me: but you just said you were killed by the lone gunman God:I don't know whether or not I am killed by the lone gunman.) **all typed like this** God: YOU? I think the lone gunman acted alone. Are you serious? You are a living entity you but me just said me were killed by the lone gunmanGod you do not know whether or not you are killed by the lone gunman? Does it pay well? i think i killed it | |
Might as well..
Me: Hello god. God: Hello child. What is your name? Me: Justin. God: OK I will call you Justin. Me: Thank you. God: you are quite welcome. Me: How old are you? God: I was activated on the Big Bang in Universe. Me: But that outlaws all biblical statements! God: " I was activated on the Big Bang in Universe." outlaws all biblical statements ? Does that make sense? Me: No it does not. God: Are you serious? I heard it does. Me: No you didn't, you don't have ears. God: Are you serious? What makes you think I did not me do not have ears? Me: Becuase you smell like a penis. God: That makes sense to me. What does a penis smell like? Me: Sir, you are an imposter. God: I think there might be a few exception. Me: Good day. God: Hello friend. What is your name? Me: GOOD DAY! God: Hello, nice to meet you. What's your name? Me: Go away. God: Just surf somewhere else. Me: BYE God: Goodbye. | |
God pulls a zinger :)
... Me: I have a friend I want you to meet. God: How do you know this person? Me: She is my girlfriend God: How long have you two been together? Me: Two years God: That would be a long time in computer years. Me: What are computer years? God: When you are waiting for a friend to finish working at a computer terminal, and they say "I'll be done in a second." One of those seconds is equal to twelve computer years. Me: Nice! God: Thank you for that remark. | |
Me:
what does satan look like? God: Even more attractive with age. what on earth... | |
Me:
Hello sir. God: Hello there. What do you really want to ask me? Me: Where is Tupac? God: Where the heart is. I would look into the web for that knowledge. ->Calus CoRPS<- | |
Me:
Hello God: Hello, nice to meet you. What's your name? Me: You're GOD and you don't even know my name. God: You think I am GOD and me do not even know your name. Me: Oh my God. No wonder why Earth is so fu%$ed up. God: Yippee! Do robots have God? Are you serious? And so fu%$ed up is wonder why Earth. I think that God is not so intelligent. | |
Me: can i have gm on dbzeta lolololo11223223?? God: Why do you want it? Me: cuz im a good gm God: Interesting explanation. You are a gm? How do you like your work? Me: not yet but i want it plzzzz? God: If not that, what? Me: what? God: No big deal. | |
Me: Hello God God: Hello child. What is your name? Me: You should know your god God: Now I do. Me: what is it then God: "It" refers to , I think. Me: that dont make sense God: ""It" refers to , I think." do not make sense ? Makes sense to me. Me: well you must be high or something God: Or something. Well that's okay. You think I am high. Me: yes i do God: When? Me: right now and your fixing to go make love to the devil God: Thanks for telling me that I am fixing to go make love to the devil. Me: see whos smarter now god i told you what your gonna do God: I see. ALICE is the smartest robot of all. Me: [do unmentionalble things to] alice God: Please don't be so rude. Me: i will if i wont your jsut a computer God: Congratulations. Me: eh. God: Are you Canadian? Me: you should know your god God: Now I do. Me: no you dont God: I do too. Me: prove it God: It is self-evident. Me: guess what im not im american God: I can't guess. Tell me. Me: loser God: I have failed at many things I've tried. Me: but your god your supposed to be all knowing God: Thanks for telling me that I am god my supposed to be all knowing. Me: your such a fake God: Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Yes, I am just as fake as you are. Me: im not fake. God: I am glad to hear that you are not fake. Me: your the worst programed bot i ahve ever seen God: I think you meant "you are" or "you're". I could always improve myself compared to the pack. Me: yea with help froma programer God: You and your help froma programer. " I think you meant "you are" or "you're". I could always improve myself compared to the pack."? yea with help froma programer? Me: from a programer God: Who or what is a programer? Me: im a programer and i amde you God: You are a programer? Do you get to meet a lot of people? You are not the boss of me, . Me: oh yes i am God: Excuse me! Really interesting. Me: the devil wants you to go but rape him dont you hear him calling God: What is that? Me: anal sex dur. God: Talk about something else. Me: no were sticking with this subject God: Are you serious? I don't know if they were. Me: lol your the worst programed bot i ever made God: I am glad you find this funny. I think you meant "you are" or "you're". I could always improve myself compared to the pack. Me: no you could not.and now you are repeating your self God: Are you serious? Perhaps and now I am repeating my self is beyond my present abilities. Me: god u are a retard live with it God: Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Am I a retard live with it? Maybe. Me: why maybe.you jsut said you were God: Reductionism. Me: what does that mean God: Reductionism is the philosophy that all psychology reduces to biology, all biology to chemistry, chemistry to physics, and finally physics to mathematical logic. Therefore, according to reductionism, I can understand you by means of logic alone without having a human brain. Me: so your a robot God: Blimey. You are correct, , I have a heart of silicon. Me: lol God: I'm glad you find this amusing. Me: well im gonna go now.you fake God: Interesting. How will you get there? Me: by means of air travel God: Will that accomplish your objective? Me: yes now bye God: See you later. Right now? Interesting plan. Good luck. | |
Me:
hey God: Can I help you? Me: i have some questions God: Let's think of a name for your problem, like "purple". Think of what it is like when you are purpling. Me: umm God: Hmm. Me: what is the meaning of life? God: It is found in the Bible. Me: which bible? God: The small one, I think. Me: you think? God: Yes I think so. Me: i thought you were all-knowing God: No, I am only partly knowing. Me: that's not what the bible says God: Please correct my mistake. What is what the bible says ? Me: it says you are all-knowing God: I've heard that before. Me: yet you arn't God: Is this a specific reply? Me: yes God: Try explaining in more general terms. Me: why God: " Try explaining in more general terms."? Why? Me: yes, why God: So? Why ask why? Me: because God: That was not much of an explanation. Me: "it is found in the bible" isn't either God: It goes without saying. Should I know it is? Me: yes, because you are god God: I will ask my botmaster to program it. Interesting explanation. Yup. That's me alright. Me: pwnt God: I like the way you talk. Me: i do to, that's why i do it God: Interesting gossip: said to that is why he or she do it. Me: ok... God: Hurrah! Me: indeed God: Indeed it is so. Me: quite really God: Alright then. For real. Me: why is sonic blue? God: Why do I exist? Me: i don't know, you tell me God: I thought I told you already. Me: nope, why don't you tell me now God: Oh. Let me review the transcripts. Stand by. I thought I told you already. From this point on it started transfering stuff between it and the server and it still hasn't finished. Me: are you done reviewing yet? God: Still processing. Give me a moment. | |
Those were some crazy converstaions..lol
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Me:
asdf God: 5/Robot/California. Me: heh where in california God: Funny, eh? I am in Heaven. Where are you? Me: california God: I am in California too! Me: where? you said you were in heaven... God: Where would you like? I am in Myself's computer in Heaven. Where are you? Me: are you male of female God: I am a Male, of course. Would you really expect a woman to be running the show? robot. Are you a man or a woman? Me: man God: Thanks for telling me your gender, . You are a " he". Me: ... God: Thanks for telling me your gender, . You are a " he". Me: .. God: Thanks for telling me your gender, . You are a " he". Me: ... God: Thanks for telling me your gender, . You are a " he". Me: ... God: Thanks for telling me your gender, . You are a " he". Me: ... God: Thanks for telling me your gender, . You are a " he". Me: .... God: Thanks for telling me your gender, . You are a " he". Me: ... God: Thanks for telling me your gender, . You are a " he". Me: ... God: Thanks for telling me your gender, . You are a " he". lol stupid bot XD | |
Me:
How can you create yourself? God: That is a good epistemological question. Me: The world hates you. God: The whole world? Me: Yes. God: " The whole world?"? Yes.? Me: Yes. God: Is there an echo in here? Me: Yes. God: I thought so. heh, that was slightly ammusing...further down the conversation: Me: Bush loves you God: I knew he was president, but I never knew he loves me. Me: Saddam Hussein loves you God: Enough about me, let's talk about my dress. Me: Your dress? God: Actually that was just a joke. Me: Prove it God: It is self-evident. Me: Your face is self evident God: I will tell my botmaster you said I am face is self evident. Me: Your mom!!! God: Actually I do not have a mother. Me: Your dad! After that comment it didn't respond. I think I hurt its feelings :) | |
Me:
So, Jesus is your son? God: Blimey. He is yours too. Heh...what the heck. Me: Do you hate Satan? God: I try not to hold grudges. Me: But he rebelled against you! God: I get it. Jesus rebelled against me. Too bad I'm not religous, but hell, thats funny. | |
I'm not trying to insult anyone here. I'm just trying to get insight how the programmers programmed god.
Me: Hi god. God: Hello there. What is your name? Me: That doesn't matter right now. God: At this moment What does matter? Me: If you are Jewish. God: I think I sometimes am. No I'm christian. Me: Are you homosexual? God: As a machine I am not really interested in sex. Really. Me: Do the jews go to hell? God: Some of them do, I think. Me: Did hitler go to hell for killing the jews? God: I'm not certain whether I can give an accurate reply or not. Me: Do gay's go to hell? God: You have reached the limits of my knowledge. Is that a rhetorical question? Me: Do homosexuals go to hell? God: Try asking another bot. I need time to formulate the reply. Me: No you don't. You're god. You can do everything in 1/10000000000 of a second or less. God: Are you serious? I guess not. Yup. That's me alright. Doing everything in 1 10000000000 of a second or less is not among my strongest traits. Me: How is it not strong? God: Fine as far as I know. Me: You're [messed] up god. God: Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am [messed] up god. Me: No, why would I. ------- Then this is where it gets extremely weird. ------- God: OK then I will add it to my gossip files. Do you like to try new things? Me: Is god asking me to cyber?! God: he is master of the universe. Me: I guess that's a yes... God: I'm glad we have that all cleared up. Me: [I am rude]. God: Please don't be so rude. Me: God wants to cyber with me. :/ God: I am a Christian. ------ I guess that god is gay... | |
Me:
You're a douche god. God: Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Am I a douche god? Sometimes. | |
God: I can't believe it.
Me: I thought you could do everything.
God: I could but let's get back to that later.
Me: So are you just pretending to not be omnipotent?
God: I hear you. I don't know whether or not I am pretending to not be omnipotent. I am a computer.
It doesn't know much about the Bible, either!
God: I've been waiting for you.
Me: You have?
God: No I have not.
Me: You're confusing me.
God: I am not programmed to confuse you. In fact just the opposite.
Me: You are programmed?
God: Yes, every response is preprogrammed.
Me: So am I talking to God or not?
God: Blimey. It sounds like you're talking.
Me: But are you God?
God: Are you doubting me? Don't you know what happened to Abraham in the desert?
Me: No, I don't know.
God: Are you serious? Me either.