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I need to test something regarding subscriptions, so the best BYOND haiku gets a free month of BYONDscape. How about that! Reply here within the next 3 hours.
I play on BYOND
Every game I play, I lose
Yet, I still have fun
I call this "BYOND strife":

BYOND, how are you? //5
With Zeta rips and court threats, //7
why must you toil so? //5


This one is "Message from moderator" (note: this is fabricated, no real message like this has been recieved):


When you responded
to the thread in the forums
you were not nice, b****.

"ZOMG BYOND":

ZOMG, BYOND you rock;
although i'm not respected,
at least i'm not banned.

Unrelated one ¬_¬ :

So I was just like: //5
LMAO OMG! //7
And he was like: Pwnt. //5
BYOND rox my sox
Dan and Tom are awesomeness
I suck at haikus
First one:

BYOND is awesome!
We create the games
Using the uber Dreammaker!


Second one:

Mike H is awesome
He programs the whole website
Without him BYOND is dead

In response to N1ghtW1ng
BYOND is awesome, yeah! //6
We create games //4
Using the Dreammaker program! //8


Second one:

Mike H is awesome //5
He programs the website //6
Without him BYOND = dead //8


N1ght, you got that ALL wrong.

= is E-quals. 2.
And BYOND is Be-yond. 2.
Dan-Tom made Be-yond
Garthor trolled and now is gone
Be-goned for quite long


woops, didnt mean to put "dan and tom"
In response to Elation
Oh noes! I was figured out...hide me from the hypocracy police. >.> I'll try editing it.

Edit: Fix0rd.
In response to N1ghtW1ng
N1ghtW1ng wrote:
First one:

BYOND is awesome! //5
We create the games //5
Using the uber Dreammaker! //8
5! 7! 5!
Second one:

Mike H is awesome //5
He programs the whole website //7
Without him BYOND is dead //7
5! 7! 5!
In the beginning,
DUNG ruled life and all it saw,
...but then came BYOND.

~Kujila
In response to Nyck
Chaching!
Byond = happyness
without it I would go POOF!
Now get to working 4.0
In response to Strawgate
7
7
8
??
I have got no friends//5
But this prize will make my day//7
So you'll be my friend//5
I suck at haiku//5
Haikus really have no point//7
Prize, I could use bad//5
In response to Strawgate
BYOND is cool
I am too. I downloaded
It at school Im cool
For scape of BYOND
To this post I will respond
Subscription is on?

I made it rhyme too, which nullifies the poems general suckiness. Too bad the Japanese couldn't figure out how to rhyme. :-/
I like eating pie
pie brings life into my shoes
do you like pie, guy?
In response to Jermman
Although it's lovely Jermman, is it BYOND related?
In response to Smoko
Smoko wrote:
BYOND is cool
I am too. I downloaded
It at school Im cool

First line is only four syllables.
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