Will I ever be eaten ?
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No, everyone hates you and you're left face down in a dark alley. After weeks of just sitting there and being neglected, a dog comes along and pees on the metal pan you're in, because you're upside down. His pee inevitably leaks to the ground and gets to the crust, so now you're neglected, stinky, poopy, and soggy.
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I wish I was never a pie. Instead I'm back to my normal self :3
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You still have PTSD about being a poo pie and being peed on.
I wish Fugsnarf didn't delete my original comment without the wish. :( | |
Granted, but it happens in an alternate universe.
I wish I were a master chef. | |
Granted, but you can only deep fry cockroaches.
I wish I was married to Gabe Newell. | |
Granted, but Gabe Newell dissolves Valve to be with you.
I wish I were dead. | |
Granted. You are now dead to the world - metaphorically that is. In real life, you were in an accident and are now a vegetable for the rest of your life.
I wish this thread was over. | |
Granted. But it happens in a alternative dimension.
I wish that I can finish a game and that this wish is corrupted. | |
Granted, everything works out fine.
I wish I were in HELL. | |
Granted. You're in a special kind of hell where you keep dropping a bar of soap in a prison like environment.
I wish I wasn't so lazy. | |
Granted, but your lack of laziness caused you to overwork and explode.
I wish I could orgasm longer. | |
Granted, you are now a woman.
I wish I could dress like Ryuko from Kill-La-Kill. | |
Granted. But the suit is to tight and you die.
I wish Akto would host Purgatory again sometime ;o. | |
Granted, but there are so many bugs. True story.
I wish Purgatory didn't have any bugs. | |
Granted.
I wish Akto took a day off to fix those bugs | |
Granted, but because the last wish wasn't corrupted this wish is corrupted twice as bad. Akto takes the day off to sit down and fix all the bugs in Purgatory. All his hard work pays off and he will soon release the new bug free game. Suddenly, Akto trips on a loose wire on the floor and smashes his head on his laptop, killing Akto and destroying the laptop along with Purgatory.
I wish I knew what to wish for... | |
That's a bad thing? :P
You're a poo pie being baked at incredibly high temperatures, most likely causing you to scream in agony.