I'm looking for places to go this summer, and the idea came to me: Why don't I hop a few planes and check some BYONDers out?
I will come to your house. There are conditions, however:
- I'm not paying for anything. You can, but I'm not.
- You have to pick me up from the airport and drop me back off. See #1 regarding taxis, busses, etc.
- You have to feed me while I stay with you. See #1.
- You can't be boring. I want a reason to haul my ass across the world other than "1m 4 c00l 9uy/ch1c, l0w!!!1" I'm fun and easy to please, but I'm worried about some of you guys.*
- You have to contact me. My e-mail is [email protected] and my AIM is Goblin150.
- I'm not going to the LAN party or Star-Trek NG convention with you. And if we're going somewhere that costs money, see #1.
- There is one exception to #1 - my plane. I'll arrange my flight. I wouldn't expect you to pay that too.**
- Okay. Fine. There's no #8! I added this one last thing on accident. Shut up.
Note:
- Female BYONDers are especially encouraged to contact me!***
- If you give me your home address and then piss me off royally, watch out. I will kick your butt.
- By contacting me regarding this post, you regard that all your base are belong to me!
** I'm a reasonable guy, wouldn't you say?
*** I will dump my girlfriend for you, free of charge!
Edit: I changed the title. Wow!
-Ryan "Lord of Water" P.
Actually, I dont quite think that would work too well, we both are poor. Oh well, I tried...