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These are extracts from actual letters sent to various councils and
Housing
associations throughout the UK:

1. I want some repairs done to my cooker as it has backfired and
burnt
my
knob off.

2. I wish to complain that my father hurt his ankle very badly when
he
put
his foot in the hole in his back passage.

3. And their 18 year old son is continually banging his balls
against my
fence.

4. I wish to report that the tiles are missing from the outside
toilet
roof. I think it was that bad wind the other night that blew them
off.
5. I am writing on behalf of my sink, which is coming away from the
wall.

6. Will you please send someone to mend the garden path, my wife
tripped
and fell on it yesterday and now she is pregnant?

7. I request permission to remove my drawers in the kitchen. 50% of
the
walls are damp, 50% have crumbling plaster and the rest are plain
filthy.

8. The toilet is blocked and we cannot bath the children until it is
cleared.

9. Will you please send a man to look at my water? It is a funny
colour
and
not fit to drink.

10. Our lavatory seat is broken in half and is now in three pieces.

11. I want to complain about the farmer across the road, every
morning
at
6:00am his cock wakes me up and its now getting too much for me.

12. The man next door has a large erection in the garden, which is
unsightly and dangerous.

13. Our kitchen floor is damp. We have two small children and would
like
a
third so please send someone round to do something about it.

14. I am a single woman living in a downstairs flat and would you
please
do
something about the noise made by the man I have on top of me every
night.

15. Please send a man with the right tool to finish the job and
satisfy
my
wife.

16. I have had the clerk of the works down on the floor six times
but I
still have had no satisfaction.

17. My bush is really overgrown round the front and my back passage
has
fungus in it.

18. He's got this huge tool that vibrates the whole house and I just
can't
take it any more


Just thought I'd share these, I found some humorous...

Stealth2k
Just thought I'd share these, I found some humorous...

None of those sound like anything that someone would say unintentionally, you know -- the innuendos are too obvious. =P
In response to Spuzzum
Spuzzum wrote:
None of those sound like anything that someone would say
unintentionally, you know -- the innuendos are too
obvious. =P

Oh I don't know about that - I made a computer repair house-call to a neighbors friend when I was in Boston in '99. She had complained about losing her credit card inside the computer. Turns out she stuck the dang thing into the floppy drive because she was trying to pay for something online via credit card. Now I heard this story many times before, and had thought it was made up until I actually experienced it for myself.

Yes, people *can* easily say and do stupid things and not realize it...