In response to King of Slimes
We just went over this. He does NOT understand the basics. That's why everybody tells him to read the damn guide.

Honestly, I think he's illiterate, because he seriously hasn't seemed to learn anything at all.
In response to Garthor
Garthor wrote:
We just went over this. He does NOT understand the basics. That's why everybody tells him to read the damn guide.

Honestly, I think he's illiterate, because he seriously hasn't seemed to learn anything at all.
Dont make assumptions, they make an ass out of everybody.

The BASICS is what the DM Guide teaches you. Nothing more. Thats it. BASICS.
In response to King of Slimes
He doesn't understand how to fix simple errors. He is very much a newbie, and very much doesn't understand the basics. No matter how much both of you deny it, he doesn't get the basics in the least.
In response to Popisfizzy
Popisfizzy wrote:
He doesn't understand how to fix simple errors. He is very much a newbie, and very much doesn't understand the basics. No matter how much both of you deny it, he doesn't get the basics in the least.

I lulz'd.

The DM guide is just that, a guide for newbies to teach the BASICS.

What do you do for -after- the basics? None of you are willing to SAY that so we're just doing BS at random.
mob
var
water_walking
verb
Water_Walk()
water_walking =! water_walking
if(water_walking)
usr << "You are now able to water walk."
else
usr << "You stopped water walking."
turf
water
icon = 'water.dmi'
Enter(atom/A)
if(istype(A,/mob))
var/mob/M = A
if(!M.water_walking)
return 0
return ..()
In response to King of Slimes
After the basics, you work with the basics to get into more advanced stuff. However, you can't do that if you don't know the basics.
In response to King of Slimes
You still seem to think he knows more than the basics. It's almost adorable how naive you are.
In response to Darkmag1c1an11
Darkmag1c1an11 wrote:
After the basics, you work with the basics to get into more advanced stuff. However, you can't do that if you don't know the basics.

No effin' duh, man.

We started trying to use advanced stuff ages ago, but usually find an error or two.
Furthermore, why isnt there a DM guide for the intermediate/advanced/whatever stuff? You cant blame us for asking for help, this -IS- a help forum.
In response to Jemai1
In response to Jemai1
The question was already answered a while ago. The topic is now how King of Slimes needs to stop trying to provide advice.
In response to Popisfizzy
Popisfizzy wrote:
You still seem to think he knows more than the basics. It's almost adorable how naive you are.
I dont think. I know.

And uh, I'm not into guys, kthx. Sorry to break your heart and let your precious dream die, but I had to.
In response to Garthor
Popisfizzy wrote:
I've already posted the best method.

Garthor wrote:
The question was already answered a while ago. The topic is now how King of Slimes needs to stop trying to provide advice.

Oh. Okay.
In response to King of Slimes
King of Slimes wrote:
I dont think.

We've verified this.

I know.

We've also verified you BS a lot.

And uh, I'm not into guys, kthx. Sorry to break your heart and let your precious dream die, but I had to.

No, no. You misunderstand. It's adorable in the way a puppy chasing a laser around the carpet is adorable. It's adorable because they're so naive and don't know what they're doing is really, really stupid.
In response to Popisfizzy
Popisfizzy wrote:
King of Slimes wrote:
I dont think.

We've verified this.

I know.

We've also verified you BS a lot.

And uh, I'm not into guys, kthx. Sorry to break your heart and let your precious dream die, but I had to.

No, no. You misunderstand. It's adorable in the way a puppy chasing a laser around the carpet is adorable. It's adorable because they're so naive and don't know what they're doing is really, really stupid.

Your the one misunderstanding, boy.

The DM guide isnt gonna do us any good if we keep reading it -when we already know the ****ing basics-
In response to King of Slimes
The requirement there is that you know the basics, though. You don't.
In response to Popisfizzy
Popisfizzy wrote:
The requirement there is that you know the basics, though. You don't.
The thing is, I dont need to.

I'm not the coder, he is.
I do the other, easy stuff.

His internet is busted atm, so yeah.
In response to King of Slimes
That's like putting the blind man in charge of the painting while you do the touch up work.
In response to Popisfizzy
Popisfizzy wrote:
That's like putting the blind man in charge of the painting while you do the touch up work.

Except both of the people are blind.

Also: refuse to admit it.

Also: horrible aesthetic sense.
In response to Popisfizzy
Popisfizzy wrote:
That's like putting the blind man in charge of the painting while you do the touch up work.

I lulz'd. Your good for that, atleast.

Our game is pretty much finished coding wise. I just like to try coding from time to time.
In response to King of Slimes
King of Slimes wrote:
Our game is pretty much finished coding wise. I just like to try coding from time to time.

At which point did you develop the misconception that we cared about your game?
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