| The only things roaring about these 20s are the dumpster fires.
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| Just kidding. It was more than three.
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| Stay on the nice list with these 5 simple tricks. #4 will shock you.
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| I promise not to jump-scare you with Eric Andre, OR Amy Schumer.
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| The turkey's good too, I guess.
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| I don't need a little Christmas right this very minute, but I wouldn't be mad at it.
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| Also various pies. But first, cake.
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| Later than I expected, but the day is nearly upon us.
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| I think I break less of a sweat putting up the Christmas tree.
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| It means a little more time to pack.
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| This is a hard month to get un-fat.
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| A new machine is on the way!
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| They fell victim to one of the classic blunders: never put a dirtbag from EA in charge.
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| It feels like one of those nights, Pinky.
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| I seem to have misplaced my air guitar.
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| Now with an even more irregular publishing schedule!
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| I wonder if OS movers are a thing.
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| Microsoft is about to get a LOT more on my nerves.
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| All I want is the fried mashed potatoes booth back, and a trillion dollars.
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| ...and the only truly good Ed Sheeran song.
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| Take good care of your mattress and it will take care of you.
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| Remember that warning to never announce what you're working on?
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| But don't worry, it's still hot.
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| Fireworks are back in town.
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| Support someone who won't sell you out for a doomed IPO.
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| Making someone's idiot nephew the boss is never a good idea.
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| Canada is doing its Lucasfilm impression. And so is Reddit.
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| Failing forward, with excessive alliteration.
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| It's another Benadryl week.
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| It was a good pop for once.
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| That's right, we're riding the pain puns into summer.
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| Except it was a little too hot for the red pandas today.
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| Watch me pull a rabbit out of my basket.
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| So mushroom for new possibilities!
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| Yes, we named him for that Jack.
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| We all could use a lot more green.
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| Yep, it's all injury puns this month.
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| Come makgam for a shot at some moolah!
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| We can't have nice springs.
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